Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from
F*** My Life this week:
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FMLToday, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FMLToday, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FMLToday, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FMLToday, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from facebook requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FMLI actually loled at most all of these.
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Comments (17)
I like the FB one. I think it's funny. Also, I believe people put way too much importance on these life events. What matters isn't the event, but what happens because of it.
lol
The proposal one is awesome!!! :P
The guy with his younger brother playing that game... that one is just disturbing.
EWWWW @ the second one.
and wow that last one sucks hahaha I would have declined.
that last one is epic.
ahha xP
HAHAHA.
LOVE these ones ♥
these stories make me feel better about my life.
that's how lame i am.
:)))))
this post again ...
Hahaha the last one.
LMAO!!!!! XD
the second one is kind of creepyyy.
LOL @ THE LAST ONE! xD
I made something up once and it got posted on the website, but the other things I tried posting that were actually true did not. FML
The Facebook...in a totally corny, weird way is kinda cute if it were coming from a really shy guy...but I would never accept such a proposal.
Haha...
The last two. Hahahhaha. :)
the little brother one was whoaaaa. and aw the proposal one LOL.