Sunday, 07 June 2009

  • 10 Things A Real Noreen Wants in a Potential Significant Other

    Since some people get mad when someone tries to tell them that a girl wants a fashionable guy (omg seriously?  NOBODY wants a fashionable guy.  We all want boys who wear old t-shirts from 6th grade summer camps and old jeans that aren’t quite shorts…but aren’t long jeans either),  this list only applies to me.

    1.  Cute.

    Yeah, I like them cute.  You have a problem with that?


    2.  Good Hygiene. 

    If you don’t wash your hands (at least rinse them!) after going to the restroom…I don’t want your hand touching my hand. 

    The same goes for brushing your teeth. 

    And washing your hair

    ...this could go on and on...

    his hair!!

    3.  Nice nails. 

    One of the first things that I notice in a boy is his nails. 

    There are several types of male nails.  The really short chewed off ones,  the perfectly buffed and filed down ones, the manicured ones, and the black nail polished ones. 

    I prefer the ones that are either perfectly buffed and filed down or the manicured ones. 

    Why? 

    Because it looks good and because I don’t want a 13 year old emo boy.


    4.  Money. 

    I am a teenager.  I’m not applicable for work.  This means that I don’t have money. 

    Contrastingly, I also like to spend money.

    Hmmm…I wonder…Where does this money come from? 


    someone who wears Dolce & Gabbana underwear probably has money...

    5.  Like mentioned before, fashion. 


    6.  Mad Computer Skillz.

    I don’t want to be the one to teach you how to ‘copy’ and ‘paste.’


    7.  Know how to dance.

    Or at least have the guts to. 

    And yes, DDR counts as dance.


    8.  Beautiful handwriting. 

    As long as it’s legible, it’s beautiful. 

    And it’s a plus if you can write in curly cursive lettering.


    9.  Gorgeous legs. 

    Yes, this is also one of the first things I notice in a boy. 

    (I couldn't find a picture of a guy showing off his legs...soo...)


    yes, that's my excuse.

    10.  Know how to wink.

    I fall for this every time.


     

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