Friday, 05 June 2009

  • Toes Do Not Belong In Someone's Mouth

    My ex is a really nice guy and things just didn't work out between us, but seriously, he tried to have his way with my toes.

    We were in marching band together, and between crazy high step marching and two hour practices every day, my feet were killing me. Like a bunch of other people in the band, I bought electrical tape and wrapped it around my arches, which actually helped a lot.

    So I'd go over to his place and watch Jeopardy after practice, and one day, as I was taking off my shoes, he noticed I was taping my arches and offered to give me a foot massage. I was, like, okay! and promised to keep score for the Jeopardy episode because his hands would be otherwise occupied.

    It started out nicely and my feet did feel better, but then he started kissing my leg...then my foot...and then he went for the toes.

    He got one in his mouth before I went, "um, what are you doing?"

    "Oh, sorry," he said. "I thought you'd like that."

    "It grosses me out," I said. He stopped and that was that.

    I felt bad because he was being nice enough to give me a foot massage when mine hurt, but seriously?

    What would you do if your SO started sucking your toes? 

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