Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from
F*** My Life this week:
Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FMLToday, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FMLToday, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our 1 year anniversary and it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two pack of cigarettes. FMLToday, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FMLToday, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
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Every single time I think my life sucks, I go read FML. It instantly makes me feel better.
i've read those before. fml makes me feel better about my life.
lol. I love marriage to consolidate loans!
recommend ...
Ahh...keeping the marriage together for the loans.
I like the loan one.
lol FML is so funny.
I guess some guys like it when girls make pig noises...
#1 is why parents should never friend their children.
Some facts and images are better off left undiscovered.
lmfao
Hmm, maybe it's better just to not make sounds at all then. LOL
lulz #1
Good picks, especially #2 lolololol
LOL @ the last one .
The last one.. LMFAO! Hilarious!
LOL. love them all! Hilarious!
FML makes me smile :)
....or cringe.
@pawnshop_heart@xanga - That's why I go there too, haha.
Baby,you just keep right on making pig noises!!! Theres NOTHING like a red-hot,passionate woman!! YOU GO GIRL!!!