Tuesday, 02 June 2009

• Meet Miss Rhino!

  Miss Rhino
  
  Location: Morristown, NJ
  
  Age: 22
  
  Occupation: Full-time life-experiencer
  
  About Me: I went to college in the South but still can't figure out the proper usage of y'all (if there even is a proper usage.) I studied journalism, and my first assignment for the school newspaper was to interview Ralph Nader. A lofty request of a newbie. Regardless, I called the number they gave me and asked for Ralph. They said he would call me back. Ralph never called me back. I'm not going to lie, I was hurt. But I'm not easily discouraged. That would be one of my better qualities - that, and of course my stunning wit and charming personality .  Turtles are my number one fear in life. The unnecessarily large ones look like prehistoric dinosaurs, and it is my belief that they should be extinct. My most shameful moment was when my sorority entered me in a Most Beautiful Eyes contest, and I was quickly disqualified when word got out I wore colored contacts. I am, first and foremost, the drummer in any round of Rock Band.
  
  My Ideal SO: Leonardo DiCaprio looks, Seth Cohen sense of humor, the brains/bank account of the founders of Google, and the total badass domination of Liam Neeson in Taken. He must be a gentleman and a scholar. And I would prefer to be married to him by the age of 27. Those who enjoy heavy metal music need not apply. Is that asking too much?
  
  Random Things I Like: I enjoy a lovely sunset walk on the sandy beaches of Hawaii... or the Jersey shore. I'm not picky. My homepage is IDon'tLikeYouInThatWay.com. My addiction is celebrity gossip. My favorite movies are the Saw movies. You may find me creepy, but Jigsaw really intrigues me. All-you-can-eat sushi buffets terrify me, but I can never say no to them. I love my family and my friends and my Bichon Frise named Tori. But above all else, I really, really like egg salad sandwiches from WaWa.

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