... I would definitely submit them to
TextsFromLastNight.com.
This website, which, in my mind, has surpassed
FMyLife.com, is highly addicting - it should come with a caution label. I've added it to my ever-growing collection of obsessions. It is very unfortunate that I happen to have a Blackberry which allows me 24/7 access to the site...unfortunate for the people who try to hold a conversation with me without being interrupted by the latest ridiculous post every other second.
From frequent visitation, I have realized that there are three main categories of texts this website receives.
1. The drunk text: Something completely incoherent and utterly hilarious. Many, many typos are involved and usually there is a foreboding sense of impending vomit on the sender's horizon.
2. The morning-after text: From the male perspective, it is usually one of two things - the first being, Yes! I scored!
(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star... OR
Oh god, I'm never drinking again.
(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.From the female perspective.... it's usually the latter.
(774): He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.3. And last but not least, the ridiculous antics that are realized after the fact. Ten shots and a drunk dial too late, in many cases.
(906): rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.TextsFromLastNight is a homage to all things idiotic, foolish, humorous and sometimes vile. Someone contact A&E's Intervention. I have an addiction. I looked through my texts from last night... nothing outstandingly funny or foolish to report.
What about your texts? Give me something good ;)
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Love that site so much. :D
Lol, no texts I send or receive are as funny as what I've read on that site. Lovee it.
I just looked at the site now. I think I'm going to start cheating on fmylife.com :) rotfl
"triple header. pun intended." (from my friend)
none of my texts are that funny but i have received some from drunk friends all the time, next time i'm gonna post them on the site.
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Blah, drunk texts/calls ruin people's lives too often.
that site is pretty funny LOL
I got a text last night from a guy friend of mine asking if my dance card was full for the weekend. Who knew the 20's were coming back style?!
"No, he is HER friend. We're friends on Facebook apparently. He keeps looking at my feet. Awkward."
"Four months and I don't hate him. Cause for celebration."
"Lock this or I'll pop lock and drop kick you!"
Just a few
Don't get any drunk texts/calls.
this site, fml, and "overheard in nyc" among others contain a whole lot of fabricated content. hate to spoil it for those of you that didn't realize that most of that stuff isn't real...
just last night i left a drunk vm after 8 shots ..
she said it was 5 minutes long :( embarassing
That site is hysterical. Definitely one of my favorites. I don't even care that it may be made up. It's entertaining none-the-less.