Meet Miss Gorilla!

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Meet Miss Gorilla!
Miss Gorilla
Location: New York, NY
Age: 19
Occupation: Communication Arts Student, Primate
About Me: I am intense. My mother said it best when she told my kindergarten teacher, "I don't know how so much noise can come out of such a small body". I procrastinate. I'm always late. Stubbornness is in my nature. I started writing in a spaceship notebook before my best friends learned how to read. I hate anything trite, and I am incredibly neurotic.
My Ideal SO: I plan on marrying at least three different television characters. It is only acceptable for One Tree Hill's Lucas Scott to leave Peyton Sawyer when he realizes that he is in love with me. (Soon, I hope.) Basically, I need someone in my life that I know can handle me and all of my unusual quirks. My ideal significant other will listen to me destroy perfectly good music when I attempt to recreate it. He will cook with me at three a.m. if the mood strikes, appreciate my tendency to overcompensate, and support me in everything that I do. My partner in crime has to be creative, driven, and spontaneous in order to snag me for good.
Random Things I Like: I have an incredibly obsessive personality. I have several guilty pleasures. I am addicted to several TV shows, bubble baths, Cherry Coke, a stuffed penguin named Miles, a mix of embarrassing music that I insist on sharing with everyone, my Yorkshire Terrier, road trips, and mashed potatoes. I feel that the following list of gems are completely underrated: office supplies, spatulas, shaving cream, air conditioners, sloths, Bob Saget, Wite-Out, boxes, elevators, ice, and salt.