Thursday, 21 May 2009
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Why Yes, I Would Love to Date a Criminal
Yesterday I picked my little sister up from school, and she ran to my car and jumped in. When I asked her what happened to make her so excited, she exclaimed, “Sissy, there is a guy that likes you!” Should this have planted a huge smile on my face? She went on to tell me her best friend recommended this guy and had already given out my number. I rarely give my number to anyone, let alone complete strangers, so I was a bit annoyed. As the day went on, the thought of this guy had slipped my mind until I received a call. It was him. I was polite and explained I didn’t know what the mischievous girls had said to him, but I wasn’t interested in dating anyone. He was quick to reply that neither was he, which turned out to be completely false.
The conversation was pretty typical of this:
Dude: Are you one of those dumb broads that are all judgmental and shiz?
Me: Ummm, no?
Dude: Oh dat’s good, cuz you know I’m like a f***ing trouble maker and shiz and I need a chick that can put up with me.
Me: I’m not interested.
Dude: I went to prison for breaking into people’s houses and stealing shiz. Are you still ok with dating me even though I went to prison?
Me: *stifling laughter* I don't see myself dating you, ever.
Dude: Oh and I have a kid too. Think you could be a good mom to my son? That’s really important if we are going to be together.
Me: Are you hearing me? I said I’m not going to date you! Sheesh.
Dude: I street race illegally when I get drunk. That’s how I wrecked my car. Do you think you could drive out to see me tomorrow?
Me: Seriously, you are getting on my nerves. I tried being nice, but you aren’t listening to me. I will never date you, ever! Stop trying to see if we are compatible, because we aren’t. Don’t ever call me again.
Dude: What does compatible mean?*click*
I did not exaggerate the conversation on any level. I hung up on him and I was beyond annoyed. I felt mean for hurting his feelings, yet if I had been any nicer, he would have kept going. He forced me to be rude. Maybe he needs someone to care for him. I can understand people do things in their pasts and move on from that to better themselves, but this guy openly admitted he is presently a criminal. I have higher standards for the guy I choose to date.
I’m going to choke my sister, but first I need to know: Am I just a dumb broad that is all judgment and shiz?
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Comments (35)
I don't think I've ever said this before, but I seriously hope that he was just a moron playing a joke by saying those things. If someone out there is actually THAT stupid, I think the world is doomed.
I would have hung up on him way before that. He sounds like an uneducated dumbass.
Honestly - I can't tell if that was a sorry attempt at humor or just a really disgusting twist of fate. I would LIKE to think that was a joke (because it was so ridiculously stupid) but ... I also don't have a lot of faith in the human race. SO - I'm inclined to think it was real. And no ... you're not judgmental, you have a little thing called *standards* ... I would've hung up on him wayyyy before that. Wow.
HAD to be a joke. thank your sister. how old is she?
I can totally picture my 12 year old brother doing this to me.
don't you love siblings?
@pillowpixies@xanga - Agreed.
Hahahaha.
Did the guy really say shiz?
LOL. no just choke your sister for doing that -.- i would have. never ever give out my number.
its sad that there actually are people on that intellectual level. would not say those phrases word for word, but you know what i mean.
don't feel bad..lol personally i hope that was a joke lol cause that was a really really really weird thing to do lol..like say that aha..if thatts his idea of chatting up a girl well...
i wouldn't say your judgemental after that phone call i wouldn't meet him lol
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Haha wait I thought I read this before?
Maybe on your actual blog.
Still funny.
Wow. I hope that call was a joke.
the dude is ridiculous! i could never settle for someone like that. he has a criminal record AND has a son?! jeez!
ohhh man.. he so sounded high to me...!!
Maybe that guy put on mute after the first answer
that is kinda crazy for him to actually just keep going on...
personally, I would never date anyone who has gone to jail... and NOT have changed. If they have changed from their bad ways- yeah, its in the past!
So how did your sister take the choking?
wth...ur sister would have gotten smacked for that one and i wouldnt even had finish the convo with that dude, the first thing that came out of his mouth i would have hung up on him. i dont have patients for someone so imature.
@thinkin_up_dreams@xanga - Yeah, it was on my blog. datingish requested to post it. although, i might shouldn't have let them, because this actually turned out to be very serious. I ended up having to call the cops on this guy.
@pillowpixies@xanga - @Leitey@xanga - @Passionflwr86@xanga - @spanz@xanga - @spanz@xanga - @xXnightshadeX@xanga - It wasn't a joke at all. I actually ended up having to call the cops on this guy. It was pretty serious...
@NoPenniesHere@xanga - Damn. |: Hopefully your sister never gives out your number like that again.
They had to have played a joke with you. HAD to! I don't think that would've been real.
@NoPenniesHere@xanga - For serious? Why? What did he do?
@MrDaveBoi@xanga - No joke. It turned out to be very serious.
@thinkin_up_dreams@xanga - He kept calling and texting. I wasn't responding. Then he text asking me to move in with him. What the heck, right? So then my brother got involved. He told him to back off from me. Well, long story short, the guy ended up coming to my house and he got his butt kicked by my bro, and my mom called the police. He got arrested.
@NoPenniesHere@xanga - What the hell. That guy can't take a hint! I hope you had a serious talk with your sister!!!
That sounds really scary. I cannot believe it was real. I would have smacked my sister if she did something like that. I guess it'll teach her a lesson not to give out a number again. I'm glad things worked out for you!
& seriously, society is doomed if we have people who actually talk like that. >.<
omg, that sounds so scary. how does your sister or her friend.. know people like that !
hahha no anyone in their right mind wuld have done the same thing. what a creep.