Thursday, 21 May 2009
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Please Don't Sing About My Birthday Sex
There's an awkward but enjoyably authentic moment in season two of NBC's "The Office" when Pam is upset she didn't receive anything for Valentine's Day. She communicates this to then-fiancé Roy, who oh-so-romantically replies, "Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home, and you are gonna get the best sex of your life." Needless to say, Pam isn't exactly touched by the revelation; see the above shot.
I wouldn't be either. I am a warm-blooded male and all, and maybe I am somewhat of a romantic, but I too would want to be wined and dined a little. Apparently, Jeremih, whose hit "Birthday Sex" is climbing up the Billboard Hot 100, would not. Check out the song here.
The lyrics get fairly graphic by the final verse. Otherwise, the song is filled with unimaginative innuendo, e.g. "tell me where you want your 'gift.'" Some girls might be into this kind of talk, but I know other girls who would find it unappealing. I'm not even a girl, and I'm all, like, EWW...GROSS!Ladies especially, but anyone, feel free to answer:
Is "birthday sex" your idea of the ultimate present? Even if your name is not in the song, would you want your lover singing about it on the radio?
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Comments (37)
Well I would want some birthday sex but I think Id like to be romanticized a little too.
what in the hell kind of song is that?
"or maybe we can float on top my waterbed"?!
i think i threw up a little bit.
hey, sex or some equivalent would be very appreciated on my birthday. but I need to know that my SO cares about me too. I don't want to be just a piece of meat.
Most definitely not. I would want a little bit of romance....
birthday sex just should just be the cherry on top, not the entire sundae.
oh heck no. if a guy was singing that song it would be a better "gift" for me if we DIDN'T have sex.
popular music in America is so shitty. This is a good example.
Hahaha, my boyfriend & I laughed hella hard when we heard about this song. It's ridiculous. Yes, we like birthday sex, but no, we don't sing about it.
wtf?? lol.
i mean, i'm all for sex on my birthday, but wow. i don't think i want that to be my gift, per se. maybe a fun romantic date and then some amazing birthday sex. and definately NOT a song about it.
this song is a strange mix between slightly romantic and cartoonishly graphic. which makes it a fail in my book, haha.
:)
I think birthday sex is made more for guys. Girls can get sex any day if their significant other did not turn gay.
@TheKiwiIntoxication@xanga - Hahaha I love it. Well said.
I definitely would not want him singing about the birthday sex, but birthday/holiday sex is great. I like to be taken out to a nice dinner and treated like a queen beforehand, but only because I would do the same for my boyfriend.
Man that song is overplayed
and personally i wouldn't just want birthday sex
i want other stuff too
LOL what the hellll, no!
If you mean literally, like getting down on my birthday & he's my husband, not a boyfriend, then yes =D lmao.
no way let it be romantic or something and on the radio wat relationship do u have if ur bf/gf goes blabing it to everyone and thats puing pressure on you and its just going to get you annoyed.
no -.-. i'd be pretty pissed.
i love that song! my friend davon sings it to me like everyday. except, he has a girlfriend. who would probably be mad if she knew he did. haha :D
i love birthday sex. but singing about it... honestly, the guy cant even sing lol. good concept in theory i guess
I don't think I would like to sing that song. I can get sex anytimes, but for my gf's b-day, I gave her some.
It was legendary keke.
Haha no. No sex for him, and I don't want any eitherr.
I prefer gifts handmade by him. And he likes expensive things.
@beetunes@xanga - The worst part is that it isn't as vague as getting a dick in a box.
Who needs to wait for a birthday or any holiday for that matter to have sex!
um no i wouldnt consider sex as an amazing birthday gift. i think it screams dumb, pathetic, and desperate. and i dont find that particular lyric gross, just funny. in fact i laughed out loud
No. I'm a dude and I don't want no sex as a gift from her. I want something romantic instead of screwing like mad rabbit.
i wouldn't want everyone hearing about my situation. it would be so embarassing.