Hey peoples. Dave here.
I wanted to talk about flirting today. See, flirting is an art form. Sometimes it can be used to just make someone smile a bit, and sometimes it can be used to relay a message (that message being "I wants to hit that!").
Regardless of what you are trying to accomplish with your flirting, just know that there is a line where flirting ceases to be flirting. A line where it becomes just creepy and wrong...
Innocent: You look nice today.
Not So Innocent: Damn you lookin' fine as hell today!
Not Cool!: Hello! Someone just gave me wood!
Innocent: Did you do something different with your hair today?
Not So Innocent: Mmm. I love redheads. Really I love red hair regardless of whether its on the head or not.
Not Cool!: Nice hair. Do you mind if I smell it?
Innocent: Those shoes are beautiful on you.
Not So Innocent: Are those 6 inch heels? I love a woman in 6 inch heels... and nothing else.
Not Cool!: I would pay you at least 50 dollars if you let me watch you stomp around in some Jello barefoot.
Innocent: I see someone has been keeping up with the gym!
Not So Innocent: You got a fat ass yo!
Not Cool!: Don't mind my staring. I was just picturing you naked.
Innocent: That is a lovely shade of lipstick.
Not So Innocent: Diggin that lipstick girl. Wait... lemme guess. Revlon Parisian, right?
Not Cool!: Hey baby, my internet is down. Mind if I come over to your place later and use your DSL? (For those who are unaware, I am not referring to Digital Subscriber Lines here.)
Innocent: I really like that blouse you're wearing.
Not So Innocent: I swear I am trying to look you in the eyes while you're talking, but it's just so damn difficult.
Not Cool!: What do you mean get my hands off your breasts? How 'bout you get your breasts off my hands!
True 
Comments (47)
Excellent. You has made it to Datingish.
Go to the wrong turn ...
lollllllllllllllllllllllllll.
I would definitely switch the "Not So Innocent" and "Not Cool!" for red-heads. The thing about loving red-hair is definitely more creepy...
Artform, yes....now how are we going to display it at the museum?
@nimbusthedragon@xanga - I have had a guest post make it here once. So technically this is my second brush with Datingish.
Thanks for the love Datingish. Hope this helps your readers be a little less awkward around the opposite sex.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
@vanedave@xanga - I take it back, then. That's just SAD, son!! (^_-)
@vanedave@xanga - Quit actling like youre the flirting Guru. hahahahahah
Good job making it to datingish, Dave.
And lol @ Not Cool!: What do you mean get my hands off your breasts? How 'bout you get your breasts off my hands!
@nimbusthedragon@xanga - I didn't do it on purpose. Geez!
@mrsprosa@xanga - Quiet down hater.
So the comments start all over when you get promoted to Datingish. So, again, funny blog! :) :)
@vanedave@xanga - anytime. let's hope this inspires the masses!
innocent "flirting" kind of makes the guy sound gay. AHHAHAAHAH... noticing the "shade" of lipstick instead of saying "i like that color" and what not. Maybe I'm just used to guys noticing bigger things; smiles, the outfit, perfume, that sort of a thing. :)
But yes, there is a fine line to all things from being pleasant to creepy. :)
I don't know about some of those... especially the hair thing. It all depends on person and situation but I'm pretty sure you'd have to be lax and drunk for that.
These made me laugh!
The jello one was quite funny, ha.
haha I like how the fine line between "not so innocent" and "not cool" is not that fine.
I like perverted honesty instead of the innocently shady lines
and about that cigar, let me at it lol
rofls dsl's
haha, awesome.
@quicksandbuddy@xanga - yeah haha. that is true. much creepier.
@kor_girl@xanga - haha, it does sound gay. it doesn't sound much like flirting to me. more like forced complimenting. haha
to be honest i liked the " uncool ones" best. they were funny. and if a guy had the balls to say something like that to me. he's got a bitchin sense of humor
haha, those not cool ones...really were kinda creepy. lol
LMAO!