Sunday, 10 May 2009
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If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet, I'd Put U and I Together
Does the title seem familiar to you? It probably does.Most of you have probably experienced them: the corny pick-up lines.
Hopefully, most of you haven't encountered the extremely cheesy ones like the title; I know the guys that I've run into have certainly improvised their pick up lines a bit...
I was waiting in line for some pasta in my university's dining commons, when a fellow student who was grilling some meat noticed me and smiled my way. He then looked at me and said hi. Being courteous, I said hi back, and he responded with this:
"See this meat on here? It's sizzling. That means it's hot. Like you."
I simply nodded with an odd-looking expression on my face as I held in my laughter, and when the dish was finally finished, I grabbed one and headed out of there.
The next incident happened when I was walking to get lunch during a hot summer day. A smile lit up on my face when I saw an ice cream truck driving by. I LOVE ice cream, so naturally I waved to the driver, and he stopped to the side for me. As I was scanning for what kind of ice cream I wanted, I guess he thought he was feeling lucky that day and said,
"Girl, if I could, I would put ice cream all over your body and lick it off, but I wouldn't be able to get it all off, because your body is so hot, it would melt it all."
Whoa. Creepy. I high-tailed it out of there.
What are the worst/corniest/creepiest pick-up lines that you have gotten?
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today is a black day.
haha very cheesy pick up lines
theres one something bout heaven and angel?
"I must be in heaven because I can see an angel"
"Is it hot in here or is it you?" lmao
Ultimate homeschool pick up line
"You would look beautiful sitting next to me in a 12 passenger van."
hahaha
"Girl, you must be a parking ticket."
*I gave him a weird look*
"Cause you've got FINE written all over you!"
A girl actually tried this one out on my boyfriend:
"Did it hurt?"
My boyfriend was confused not knowing if she was talking about his piercings or tattoos. "Did what hurt?" he asked.
The girl continued, "When you fell from heaven?"
I mean SERIOUSLY?!
I'll give you my chicken all night long.
Hah! I haven't had any lines used on me (probably because I'm a guy) and I haven't personally used any. But my brother has.
*requires two guys*
"Excuse me, Miss. Do you see my friend over there?" *other guy waves shyly* "Yeah, he's a little shy and he just wanted to know if you think I'm cute."
I wanna use this one one day:
"Girl, do you take karate? Cuz your body's kickin'!"
@lastlyfirst@xanga - hahah! that is funny.
On my msn i had a picture of 2 stick people holding hands with a heart between then, and an arrow pointing to one saying "Me" and the other "You"
A guy messaged me saying - "Can i be You and you be Me?"
the's my bf now XD though that's not the way he got me, it's just really cute!
One of my friends once had a girl try to pick him up alla Twilight style by saying something along the lines of how he sparkled to her like Edward did to Bella.
I pretty much died in hysterics after he told me that.
I normally don't hear/use a lot of pick-up lines, although "Hey, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" is a personal favorite.
LOLS yeah those are pretty overly used :X :)
My ex-boyfriend once said to me "if I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
Wait...people SERIOUSLY DO use these??
I used to use cheesy stuff like that all the time, and it works excellently for me. It's not a pick up line so much as a one-liner you can break the ice with, you know? Even better, if I could get a chick to laugh at something like that, it told me that I could probably keep her laughing with relative ease.
That said, my favorite line is one I've never used, as it's rather crude.
"That shirt looks very becoming on you! Then again... if I was on you, I'd be cumming too."
It's too risque for me to say to a new person, but I just think it's hilarious xD
@Nerevar_The_Incarnate@xanga - That is hilarious!
My friend told me about how they had a model UN meeting and one (HOT) guy had the gavel...and my friend and her friends were making up pickup lines...one of them being "I wish I were that gavel so you could bang me all night long."
LOL~
http://www.real-wishes.com
" You're hot" " I have money" " I drive a BMW"
my boyfriend has tried a lot on me...
he recently did this one...we were chatting and I said I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT!!!! (Like i was psychic) and he's like geez are you psychic and I said no...
and he was going on and on and finally he said are you god?
and i said no...
and he said well you certainly are an angel...
he did this one to me YESTERDAY...we were playing a game you know, kinda like truth...and he's like, if you could do anything right now what would you do and I said i don't know and he's like well...I do...and he leaned in...and...yeppp!!
or we were watching a baseball game and we were watching the angels...and he whispered in my ear...that's your team...
and another time we were dancing at a dance and he reeled me in like he had a fishing pole??? haha!! We still make fun of that too...
and I made up this one...You're like the remote to my T.V...you turn me on...hahaha!!!!
he's really really really...corny...but...I love him to death for it. :) we have some good times just coming up with pick up lines and trying them out on each other. hahaha!
Once my best friend and I were scarfing down some pancakes at our local IHOP and we were sharing the worst pick up lines we'd ever heard and our creepy waiter decided to drop in on our conversation. He walked up to us with a plate of bacon and said "Y'all like bacon? Wanna strip?"
Naturally my bff and I just looked at each other like "that did NOT just happen" but it did. Then he offered to share more lines with us but I told him, "Sorry, I'm allergic." hahaha
My boyfriend did the "Did it hurt" one just to be cute lmao.
I have been married so long the only pick up lines I get is: Pick up your own frigin underwear! Pick up your feet! Pick up some bread on your way home. Pick up needs a tune up. Pick up that other piece of chicken and I'm personally going to beat you with it! Pick up my mother at the air port. Pick up the dry cleaning.
Get the picture?
Whoa! Scary ice cream man!
There was this one time my friend and I were at Denny's late at night. We wanted pancakes. And this drunken Mexican and his friend would not leave us alone. I barely understood what he said because of him being drunk and not speaking English very clearly. I kept telling him I had a boyfriend, but he would not leave us alone! It was the first time something like that had happened to me. It freaked me out so bad that I ended up in tears in the bathroom after my friends' friend came to save us.
somtimes corny pick up lines are good ice breakers lol