Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from
F*** My Life this week:
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her "that guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said "EW." FMLToday, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FMLToday, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "That's not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FMLToday, I was masturbating to a video a friend sent me. The girls were hot, walking out on a stage doing all sorts of sexy maneuvers. The video was close to ending and the announcer in the video announced the winner. His name was Dan. It was a drag competition. My friend knew I'd whack off to it. FMLToday, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breaths on my neck. When I was about to finish he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck/ear and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FMLthey were extra brutal this week. happy friday!
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Comments (26)
hahahaah omg!!! this is too funny! especially the last one!! haha
I love FML.
Sad... but I enjoy these every week... simply because it helps put my life in perspective, lol.
We read these at work. It makes us realize that it could be worse.
Oh god, I hope the last one never happens to me!
HAHAHAHAH the last one was CLASSIC!!!
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I thought FML was FmyLuck. Made sense to me, lol.
Today I went to work and my boss yelled at me for not being in overtime. FML.
ahhhh....the lovely mothball scented perfume
"I love how you smell like my grandmother's house."
Awww lol.
LOL!!#%! wow, these always make my day... they were particularly funny this week however.
ahahaha love the fourth one.
FML Rules!
It always makes me laugh.
i love that website.
LOL. the last one was extremely hilarious!Â
FML FTW
:D
& Wow, the Second one made me rofl.
FML is the NEW LOL hahahahaahhha
the last two. HILARIOUS
Him: baby, what are we doing?
Me: sex?
Him: makin' lovee?
me: i guess????
him: truee love baby? trueee love?
me: WILL US HUT THE FUCK UP?
LOL
horray for extra brutal ness >)
AHAHA. =]]]]
LMAO!!!!!!!! XD
ohhh nooooooo XD
dude, seriously, fmylife.com is like the best site ever.
I loved all of these - but I thought the last one could hardly be considered an FML. That's just sweet that the girl's boyfriend can even think coherently and make such a nice connection at a... erm, time like that.