Saturday, 18 April 2009

  • "Please Inspire Me to Love You"

    This guy is looking for a girlfriend and thought it prudent to start his search online.




    Well, let's check out what he says.

    • He has a six-inch penis (however, you are probably not hot enough to get it up, but you can still fuck other guys)
    • He's bipolar and schizophrenic
    • He lives with his parents, doesn't have a job and only wants a job so he has money for weed.
    • He might want to get a job for his girlfriend.
    • He does not feel emotion but thinks love would be cool. "Please, please," he implores, "inspire me to love you."
    • ...and to be fair, he's pretty honest.
    What kind of chick do you think he will eventually end up with?

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