Saturday, 11 April 2009
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Married Women Might Get You Killed
I'm going to write about something really disturbing - married women that pick up guys and pretend to be single, divorced or separated. I've had a few of these incidents happen and it is a wonder I'm still even here to be able to write this. A few years ago, I was watching a ballgame at a nice pub uptown on a Saturday afternoon with a guy I knew. I'm into my second beer and I see this beautiful skirt and legs sit down right at the bar about ten feet away. She was a real beauty and I had no idea that she was out whoring around on her husband because she was sick and tired of him out drinking and dinking every piece all around here. All I knew was what she told me. She was going through a divorce, she basically was single and she really liked me. We took off from the bar and decided to go watch a movie at my place. My other friend got dropped off at a bar where he could shoot some pool.
At 11:20 there was a knock on my door. I opened it and BAM! This guy punched me in the head, I went flying back and it was on! We fought all through the living room, smashed the TV set, he threw a 24 case of beer at me that went through the shower door, huge holes through the dry wall in the kitchen and it was finally ended when I pushed this 6'3" guy backwards down the basement stairs. The police arrived just as he was coming after me for round two.
You see, this guy knew where his wife went out to party. He went to the bar and found out she'd left in a cab that stopped at the other hotel. The friend I was with mentioned to someone while he was playing pool that I was at home boning some "slut" I'd picked up.
Needless to say, the husband, all 240 pounds of him, fucked the idiot up for saying that. Actually, I don't blame him. The sad thing is, the guy with the mouth had a pacemaker and a mild form of MS, so when it went to court, the big guy that thumped said small guy with the foul mouth got 90 days for beating the fuck out of him in the can. The really wild part is this: I couldn't stay away from this woman and we began seeing each other almost every day. She was that powerful over me - I risked everything to be with her. The ending of the story about us doesn't matter. What is important is the six months we spent together.
Beautiful Lady #2: Jump forward 2 years. I'm at a New Years Eve party - there're about 20 couples there. I kissed all of the women after the stroke of midnight and then this little goddess comes up to me, drags me into a tiny storage room and she begins to...well, get busy with me. After half an hour, I can't take it, so I suggest getting a hotel room for the night. There was no way in Hell I was going to not do this.
She told me she was divorced; she's about 5'6" tall, beautiful smile, a model's body and she said that she's been waiting to meet a guy like me for years. Our three-day fling ended when her husband and their two kids showed up where I worked. This guy was crying his face off and I had no idea she wanted to use me to divorce him and just run away into LaLa land. If I had a picture of her, I don't know if I'd keep it in my wallet or plaster it around with the top 10 Most Wanted. She was going to desert her kids and run away with me, some guy she just met. After being told that, I headed for the hills.
Do I really need to explain anything about the next two? Basically, they're the same. Really good looking women that just wanted to escape for awhile, took off and lied to me and cheated on their husbands. When it comes right down to it, I'm a victim as well. They played me and said they wanted to be with me. The right thing happened in all but one affair. I really fell in love with one woman so much, but she decided to leave everything behind and just go - she went back to the east coast. I'm hopeful that she's happy now. At least she's away from the beater-abusive husband she had before and I'm glad I had a part in making it so.
Maybe sometimes being married isn't enough. There can be times when a woman needs a friend and a man to be more than what some abusive son of a prick is. Maybe once in a while some guy that falls for the "I'm separated" line meets a nice person and they love and lust for each other. Maybe the worst thing in the world would be no one answering the call.
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Comments (26)
Wow. Those women are... indescribable.
I've got an idea, how about trying to meet someone for a reason other than just wanting to have sex with them?
eek. Go for the younger twenties if you must.
hot stories. those women were selfish! take that men! women can be selfish and greedy too!!
oh wow, that sucks :(
It's nice that someone is pointing out that women do this, too. You always hear about how guys are unfaithful, they're players, etc. But, just as some men do this, so do some women.
Tough luck, at least you have some good stories though :)
wow....
Pisses me off women do this. It's like, come on try to work on things with your husband!
I hope I never do that to my future husband...sigh.
@IfIWereAchilles@xanga - I could not agree more. :)
aww poor you. beautiful women are dangerous. o.o
Hmm.........women can be real bitches, the stupid ones anyway. I'll make sure any guy I want to get with is single. I don't want no psycho bitch coming at me. I know we're talking about crazy married men but it can go the other way, too.
There is a lack of communication or regard for each others feelings which is why the wife went out because her husband wasn't satisfying her. Ultimatum or divorce.
@IfIWereAchilles@xanga - What about the bitch not lying about her status?
u sound really loose.
o_o
Maybe you should really get to know women before you start having sex with them. The kind of women that will have sex with a guy they met a half hour ago are the same type that will lie about their relationship status.
Wow, sucks.
I can't believe those women would actually do things like that. Giving the rest of us bad names :P .
That's why you don't have sex after knowing them less than a few hours. You really were silly for going after them like that without knowing anything about them, so you kind of deserved the consequences. The women themselves are dumbasses for doing that, though.
yea no more being the back door man for me!
man these married chicks are RE-DIC!
this might be an over-the-top hypothesis but people go to pubs/bars to drink beer and hopefully land a one night stand with other desperate hos
so if she lies her way into your pants or vice versa, then that's not nice of her, but I'm not surprised and don't feel sympathy since even after you found out the truth about her status, you still played along when you said that you couldn't get stay away from her and was in it for the cheap thrill as well. this is some jerry springer slut fest ish lol maybe they say that they have promiscuous alcoholic or wife beater husbands as a ploy to make the guy less guilty and less hesitant to hook up with them. they sound like desperate housewife/pathological liars so that could be a possibility. so did u learn your lesson or you just can't say no to hot sluts
can i just say, i think you have the worst luck of anybody I've heard of recently
You've got terrible luck!
thats whatchu get for messing with a woman who is "divorcing"...the first story is your own damn fault. She may not have told you all the dirty details, but she def told you she was still married. That should have been enough to tell you to head the other way. On the way to divorce or not, divorc"ing" is married until both parties have signed on the line.
Now, the other stories...dumb luck? lol Maybe u need a change of venue, cuz wherever it is you are hangin out is a breeding ground for trampity tramps.