Miss OstrichFrom the makers of
Bacon Salt comes a new product that brings bacon into the bedroom in a whole new way:
The company is REALLY serious about their motto, "Everything should taste like bacon." The lube is still in the process of getting FDA approval. For now, though, get your name on the
pre-order waiting list, so you can be the first one on your street to really "bring home the bacon."
If you can't wait that long or you're just not ready for such a big commitment to bacon, you can always go with the
bacon lip balm instead!
Would you ever consider using this product? Or do you know anyone who would (for example, my roommate is definitely getting this for Christmas...)?
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Comments (56)
God that sounds really gross. Some things shouldn't mix.
As much as it disturbs me to say this, my dad would probably be first in line for something like this if he was a bit younger.
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. O.o
Haha, when I read the title I knew it wasn't really going to be about food.
wooooooow........
That's so nasty haha...my boyfriend would most likely buy it though, sadly enough.
i happen to be a vegetarian.
Baconlube?
haha. I'm vegetarian. Do you think that they'd make tofu lube?
Not that I'd buy it...
Oh well.
LMAO.
That's really gross. I don't like bacon anyways.
i'm afraid i'm gonna bite his head off if i taste bacon.
but NO. i don't do blowjobs.
Maybe as a gag gift . . . .:P
@Charity_the_So_Called_Artist@xanga - ... me too.
that is so nasty, gluttony at its best.
That's uh, disturbing. All in all, gross. As the above commenter said, gluttony at its finest.
@asdfghjkieu@xanga - haha, i knew someone was going to say that, but yeah, no thanks, as hard as mine is, i wouldn't want to smell like bacon ever.. not only that, but bacon is one of the most difficult smell to get rid of.. that's just gross.. if it ever gets approved, i wouldn't want to be anywhere close to bacons..
buy yeah, i wonder what's next, ketchup and barbecue sauce, oh wait, i'm sure they could use real ketchup and barbecue sauce if they wanted.. and if they wanted, they probably come out with any flavour that is food..
sorry, I'm a vegetarian. Even taste-wise, so a bacon dick is out of the question.
@AnonymousBlonde@xanga - its amazing that you know that... hahahaha.
but uh EPIC in a really sick/disturbing way.
ok
I am a guy. There is no way in hell I would put that on my chicken and have someone suck it and say it taste like bacon
Hahaha, this sounds disgusting. All of the lubes I've ever tasted haven't tasted all that great, anyway.
First, Imma vegetarian and two, that sounds absolutely disgusting... ew.
this is disgusting.
Guys: Don't do this. Please.
Bacon-dick is NOT sexy.
lol.
Disgusting.
pretty disturbing.
i seriously think this boy at work would try it (he's not necessarily a boy, he's 23)..
i should mention this to see his reaction lol.
@asdfghjkieu@xanga - Oye!
I smell like warm pancakes already so I don't need that bacon smell as well =P