Miss OstrichHere's a quick
f***mylife moment I had the other night:
I was sitting at dinner with my boyfriend and his mom, dad and sister. His mom started talking about when she was pregnant with his sister and how hard it was to work the weight off afterward. Then, she turns to me and says, "You're going to be huge!" I'm 5'1".
If that wasn't bad enough, the dad chimes in and says, "Yeah. Your breasts will be so engorged and uncomfortable until you can start breastfeeding." He said this as he stared at my chest. THEN his mom starts talking about her own breasts and breastfeeding my boyfriend.
To top it off, I was enjoying a large glass of milk at the time. Seriously. FML?
What is the most awkward/embarrassing/uncomfortable conversation you've had with an SO's family?
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LMAO !!!!
ROFLMAO. Aw mannn.
Gosh. That does sound very awkward.
0_o
LOL! That story was WAY more funny to read than to be embarrassed for you. Then again, I wasn't the one at the dinner table.... lol. Sounds like a "Meet the Fockers" kinda moment.
LOL. xD;
Haven't had any :D .
lmfao. XD
I agree, your life is f***ed.
lol
LOL. awkward!
This totally made my day hhhahaha XD!
lol very funny.
and as for my most awkward conversation with my SO's family...the first time he took me home to meet them his mother sat me down alone to tell me that if we decided to have sex to make sure we used protection, get on birth control, etc. and her views on sex and pregnancy outside of marriage. I was in college at the time and well aware of the birds and the bees at this point. it was extremely weird.
at least they're warning you? haha
Lmao.
I don't get to see my in-laws much so we don't converse much with each other.
aaaaaaawkwaaaaaaaaaardddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL epic. ps it took me about 5 entries to get what an SO was.Â
lmao
they might be hinting something
xD
I think the worse was the other day, when I was with my bf. His mom took his phone to get replaced and to transfer his stuff to his new phone.
My bf were hanging round at home she was out, she comes home and was quiet til she had to pull us both aside, and tell us that my bf forgot to delete photos from his phone.
& that there were "inappropriate uncovered" photos of myself on the phone and the guy at the store saw them and asked her if she wanted to transfer them to the new phone.
(He thought they were hers, and started to believe she was gay)
Yeah, That was embarrassing, cuz she saw nude photos of me.. lmao.
& so did the guy behind the counter. xD
least the one he saw looked really good xD
hahahahahahahaha
LMAO holy crap, talk about awkward!!!
wow :| good luck with THAT family who like to talk about engorged breast at the dinner table
LOL
@lolquack@xanga - holy shit. THAT is why i will never in my life send nekked photos of me to anyone.
"....and my cousin started stabbing him in the chest. The kid kept saying "AH, AH, it hurt's." I was thinking, no shit you're getting stabbed." My ex fiance's father describing an altercation him and his cousins got into. I was a touch uncomfortable for awhile after that.
I'm sure your BF must have been just as embarrassed. If my parents did something like that to me, I'd be furious.
Similar stuff... when SO's parents talk about SO's childhood and the embarrassing moments. since to them my SO's like a baby so they treat her like one in front of me was awkward.
but as if fate tires to make fun of me vice versa happened when my SO came home for dinner with my parents... >.>
well this is more of embarrassing than awkward
I don't get embarrassed talking about that stuff with my bf's mom. She comes in while my bf and I are naked and just laughs at us. She's a single mom and wouldn't mind telling me about her dates and sex life. She even starts giving me tips on giving head and giving hand jobs. My bf and I talk to her about EVERYTHING and it doesn't make any of us feel awkward at all.
Awwwwwkward!