I really cannot take one more
"nice" guy bitching about how nice guys always finish last. You know what that means?
He didn't get to bang the girl."Nice" guys aren't really nice, they're strategists. Just like the douchebag in the bar trying to run game on you with negs and anchoring (or whatever hot tricks you PUA play around with these days), "nice" guys just want to put their peen in you. Somewhere along the way they realized they didn't have the swagger to be a cocky asshole and took to being "nice" in an effort to get into your Holiest of Holies.
Well, not this kid - bad example.
"Nice" guys, be honest with yourselves. Come correct or don't come at all. As annoying as those "I deserve to be laid by a hot chick" fellas are, at least they don't waste my time bullshitting and I don't have to waste my time giving them the time of day.
Besides, under every "nice" guy there is this quiet desperation or anxiousness. Something about "nice" guys gets your spidey senses tingling and you know something isn't right. These are the scariest guys, really, because they whole-heartedly believe that after being strategically nice to you in a plot to get you naked, they truly deserve sex - as if they've earned it regardless of whether you're attracted to them or not. Doesn't sound very nice to me.
You know what, "nice" guys? We've all been damaged, okay? We've all had a relationship implode or gone through the gamut of emotional crap and not everyone comes out on the other side as a covert asshole. If one bad relationship is all it took to turn you into an asshole, whether extrinsic or intrinsic, you probably were one anyway. And if someone isn't into you, it isn't because they want to date an "asshole" - it's because they're not into you as a person.
It happens; deal with it.To all the really decent and nice guys out there, keep on keeping on - I'm behind you 100%. Feel free to look me up; I have an open position (that's what she said). Please have a nice ass. Kthanxnowbai.
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There are honest nice guys, who don't finish last.
Then there are the fake nice guys, who put up the front to get in someones pants.
Then there are the clingy nice guys, who only finish last because they take "nice" to a level that most cannot tolerate.
I'm tired of nice guy posts, too.
If they weren't all complaining about finishing last, they might not be behind. :/
Mmm, mosdef.
I must say, this is the
third post on nice guys I've read this week and by far... this has the
most emotion exploded. Great post, good job! You showed how sly guys
can be... but I have to admit... "nice" girls fall under this category
as well, I've seen >.<
And hopefully all the posts on this topic ends with this one, I don't think I'd read another one after this one.
hahahahahaha awesome love this.
Being "nice" isnt always so nice. I see it as a method of manipulation really...there is always some motive behind being nice. Its to eventually get what you want because by being nice you are getting that person to like you and see you in a good light and hopefully after them seeing u as "nice" be able to scheme and trick.
and this is exactly whats guys do. they think being nice they can get whatever they want.
we are onto you guysss u guys aint so slick after all and we arent the stupid whores u guys think we are either.
im a nice guy
The "nice" guys you talk about, sadly, are not nice guys. They're the asshole's with a better strategy, but they're still asshole's nonetheless. I have hope that there may be some real nice guys out there, but that hope is fading fast.
I fucking hate the fake "nice" guys. They just want to get into girl's pants. And once they do that, they just play with the girl's emotions and throw her around like a toy. What I mean is like those guys who will sing you love songs, take you out for dinners, then fuck you, then leave you, and come back 3 weeks later and rinse repeat, just to get in your pants. Then calls you a night randomly and wants nothing but what's down there. And what can a girl do when she's emotionally attached to that dude even though she knows she's already fallen in the trap? NOTHING AT ALL, until another real "nice" guy appears and takes the lead.
Anyways... sorry for ranting.
@mikeylohsu@xanga - agreed ;)
holy shit, looks like some people here are paranoid...
haha ur funny.. :) funny but true. its instinct..
its like those birds of paradise.. that do a lil cute dance to attract the female. (u hav to watch it.. its so cute) compare it to an animal that just forces itself onto the female.. hahaha.. they both do it to get the goodies.. right?? just different ways =]
I guess I've been doing it wrong by not trying to put my "peen" in somebody.
unfortunately, i'm neither.. is that even possible? well, i think so.. haha..
Thats why being a nice jerk works the best! Nice enough to attract their attention and a big enough jerk for them to stick around. Works.
I guess I've only run across the fake 'nice guys", the ones who pretend to be something they're not, who impress to get what they want, who don't follow through or mean what they say. I have yet to meet a real "nice guy" and am wondering if there really are any.
Every girl wants a "nice" guy. It just seems most guys who consider themselves "nice" have something else going on....lack of confidence, for example, that make them less appealing to the woman of their choice.
Girls want a guy who is sure of himself and isn't afraid of her, and surprise! they sometimes end up with jerks because they come off as nice, confident people.
I hate the phrase "nice guys finish last" because it's stupid. Everyone is different and finds love when they are ready.
@basedonatruestory5@xanga - There really are.
@AzNcOkEdRiNkEr@xanga - your comment made me want to laugh :)
nice guys don't have balls -_- they're too available. no offense, azncokedrinker. :)
@mikeylohsu@xanga - do guys like that even deserve their balls?
CHEERS!
@inverted_color_scheme@xanga - I don't know the answer. Fact is that those guys are still breathing and living.
You'll be surprised how many guys are like that in our society. They just hide behind their masks. And girls fall in the trap all the time.
'Nice' is boring. People need some bad-assity. Even if it's just a little.
that's why you look for the nice guys that aren't fake. I'm sure that will help a lot. haha and my boyfriend certainly isn't "last" because he still gets hit on... even though we're dating
Everyone loves him because he is truly the "nice guy". I know a lot of nice guys that don't finish last anyways. Almost all of these guys are attractive and funny as well :)
I don't like to describe myself as "nice". As George Carlin says, it's such a bland bullshit word that says nothing. I prefer to describe myself as "caring", because I do care about other people and their feelings, and lord knows it gets in the way of sex, but unlike the "nice" guys you describe here, I really don't mind.
Your post is kind of cynical isn't it...
I totally agree. Besides the girls who like assholes are probably those who you don't want to be with anyways because they need to grow up. Nice guys need to stop whining or contemplating what if they weren't so nice.
Incorrect. If a person was putting up a front by being a "nice" guy when they were actually a douchebag, why would they stick with it if it wasn't working? They wouldn't; they'd try something else. And no, the nice guys aren't always complaining about not getting laid. It's actually true that girls are more likely to date assholes than nice guys. The reason is nice guys tend to also lack confidence, and women find confidence sexy. They want a man to come up to them and tell them nice things, even if it's all part of the game. They want to hear those things, and guys know that.
So no, true nice guys aren't complaining about how they never sleep with girls. They're complaining about how they never get to date the girl they want. To be fair, the girl they want is usually the wrong type anyway. I'm proud to say that I'm a nice guy. I used to make the mistake of wanting the girl every guy wants and feeling like it was useless when I didn't get her. But then I grew up and realized that those girls aren't appealing to me anymore. I'dlike someone I can have an actual conversation with.