Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from
F*** My Life this week:
Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FMLToday, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FMLToday, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FMLToday, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FMLToday, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
ouch.
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Comments (22)
*breathes* My life is goooood.
i like the site fml, it's good for a laugh. But people need to stop saying FML after every little bad thing that happens. YOUR LIFE ISNT THAT BAD PEOPLE SO STFU.
Hahaha... interesting stories.
that's some faulty shit! lol - man, come on now! don't be mean like that:
Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
Hey!
At least some of us girls do get shit free regardless ;)
These are always great
LOL, good laughs!
Lol. Love Fmylife. Especially when i've had a shitty day and/or i'm stuck at work. I was just looking at it about 20 minutes ago actually...yep i'm stuck at work.
ouch for sure. >.< LOL i wonder when their book is coming out!
I absolutely love FML!!!
Haaaaaa.
"I get no respect at all." - Rodney Dangerfield
lol you just need to go on FML when youre having a bad day. Makes your life seem so much better haha
Those all cracked me up this week. I feel really bad for the med student girl though, still.
LMFAO.
FML = beast.
Always makes my bad days a little bit better :)
@ 1, 4 & 5. ouch
Everything is about love/sex or parents. Hahaha
@Pcgecko85@xanga - i agree!
I go on fmylife.com several times a day. :)
ahha great laughs :)
LMAO.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! those are all so sad and painful to read. poor people.
Aww, I feel bad for number 4.Â