Thursday, 26 March 2009
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DNA: 13-Year-Old Alfie Patten Is Not Actually A Father
Remember the story of the 12-year-old father from England? He is not the father (cue Mauryish "OHHHHHHHHH!" from the crowd). From UKFamily:
Baby-faced Alfie Patten – who it was claimed had fathered a baby at the age of 12 – is not the father of the child.
Alfie, who is now 13, was photographed holding the newborn baby and said he 'adored' her.The story sparked a heated debate about family values and under-age sex.
Alfie underwent the DNA test when claims were made that other boys had slept with the baby's mother.
Before he took the test, Alfie said: 'I didn't know about DNA tests before but mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells you if you're the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up.'
Whoops. If you were in Alfie's shoes, what would you be thinking right now?
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Comments (76)
id be thynkin bugger off mum
Right now he might be upset, but later he'll be thankful he wasn't a father at 12.
oh, cheerio, tramp. that's just bullets.
or som'n like:
18 years, 18 years and on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his...
Eek. That little boy had sex? I can't even think it.
He doesn't know what a DNA test is? That should be a rule; you should know what a DNA test is before you have sex that leads to a DNA test having to be done.
Who's that woman in the picture with him? I hope that's HIS mother, because he's much smaller.
I just think the whole thing is ignorant. The parents should have been watching their twelve year old son much better than that. If it didn't happen with them around (Him having sex with that girl - which, did he even do that? Or was he lying?) they shouldn't have entrusted their son with someone that they obviously cannot trust.
That kid doesn't even look like he's hit puberty let alone father a child. 0_o
@jebdereb14@xanga - haha very nice.
I just say thank the lawd. That kid looks like he wasn't born too long ago, either. I was never that tiny at 13!
if I were Alfie, I'd be wondering, who else slept with this monster of a child whore?! .....
SO WHO IS THE DAD, the other 16 year old kid who claimed he slept with her?!
disgusting, despicable, disgruntling... and please don't pardon my "french".
It's like the love child of the Jerry Springer Show and the Maury Povich Show.
@pillowpixies@xanga - the girl in the picture is the baby's mom!
@pillowpixies@xanga - That's actually his girlfriend (or so it seems from other coverage of this story). Seems like she hasn't been aging well and she's only 15 o.O
I'm not going to really say anything about the underage sex, but I'm sure he'll be glad one day that he's not the baby daddy. Mostly when he hears about the child support he'd have to pay and what a bitch she turned out to be in court. Well, that's mostly only if she's actually a rotten person.
@Natalia@xanga - @AnonymousBlonde@xanga - Well now the question is why she got with a little dude like him.
"why did i sleep with that slut"
"oh wow.. what am i going to do now?"
If I was Alfie I would be thinking about how a little boy like me should be concentrating on video games and football than getting into some chick's (who looks ten years older than him by the way) pants and impregnating her. Though he's not the father, he believed it only because he probably had sex before. If he didn't, he wouldn't have sticked around this long, obviously.
Meh, I guess hormones can make you sex-crazy at times.
yipee! no child support.
but how sad that i think the girl is 15? and that means she has had sex with more than one boy. so sad to be that young for all this to happen.
Thank god I don't have to pay child support???
@Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga - You can't, I don't want to :/
he is so poor......
and the girl is so ugly.....
Alfie looks like hes about 8
& as for his gf - looks like a crack-whore LOL
Interesting how he doesnt know what a DNA test is, yet he knows how to have sex
@ericlcn10@xanga - Ha! This just cracks me up. Thanks for the laugh!
He'll be thankful one day he's not the father. He looks like a six years old. I can't even imagine them having sex. Ugh!
She's actually only 15.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_bib2j8_w
He should be glad he's not the father.
I heard about this on the radio...I guess he's feeling a mix of relief and maybe a little anger at his (ex?) girlfriend...good grief, she looks like a giant next to him in that picture!
he's thirteen, i really doubt he's thinking anything other than "i want that new power ranger toy."
"Thank God! Now I can get on with my life!"