Thursday, 26 March 2009
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Sexually Charged Junk Mail Is Funny
I was cleaning out my email inbox today and saw this message:
From: dumb spammer
Subject: Nothing can seduce women faster thhan a....
Body:
Thiis is your penis: 8--o
Thiis is your penis on drugs: 8=====O
My best friend told me recently that he (semi-jokingly) is starting to feel inadequate because of the constant junk mail he gets about Viagra and other "performance enhancing drugs," if you will. "I know I don't need them or anything," he said, "but when someone tells you over and over that you do, it starts to get to you."
Do you ignore spam like that, or do you think it subconsciously gets people interested in trying the product?
Also, what's the funniest spam message you've gotten?
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I just ignore it, delete it and move on.
Although I guess there is some truth in Joesf Goebbels comment that "say something often enough and loud enough and the people will start to believe it"
Personally, I check everything myself to see if it could be true or not. If not, then it's not worth my time.
I got a spam text from Viagra once. I'm a 15 year old girl. Hahahahaha
I answer emails at work and they don't come in as regular emails, we have a special program for them since they link up to people's online banking bill pay products...and we sometimes get spam on that. It's just funny seeing those kinds of words being used at work. You just hope you're being monitored so they can laugh with you...
Ah.. junkmail is for people without Gmail
Gmail is great at filtering spam.
...I get emails that tell me I need a bigger penis. I didn't know I had one to begin with. Honestly, does 'Cindy' sound like a male name to you? Hahaha.
I'm a girl and I used to get those all of the time. I also got texts for the longest time (like 5 times a day for about 2 years) until Verizon finally found a way to block them. They were pretty stupid sounding-do people actually believe this stuff? Though, I used to get some for wrist-watch websites. Kinda random.
The funniest (well not really funniest) one I ever got was like "check out this cool website!" and it was the link for 2 girls 1 cup. I have no idea why that was being "advertised"
I used to forward the e-mails to my friend (to his university e-mail) for fun. One of my favorites was about ED drugs and whoever wrote it called it "boner medicine."
They just cut to the chase.
The funniest junk mail I've gotten are, in fact, those "enlargement" products....cuz I'm a girl. lol
I have trouble wrapping my mind around somebody actually being subconsciously interested in those products because of the emails. I mean.. how does a spam email make you feel inadequate? It's not like they know who you are, care who you are, or have ever seen your nether regions. It's definitely not like your girlfriend is the one who sent it. I hope.
None of mine are funny, I just get the same old penis ones as so many other people.
I'm pretty comfortable with the size of my penis and I don't think viagra ads could change that. lol
I get all these lesbo spam mail -.-"
just ignore it
Spam messages suck. I don't pay any attention to them, I just delete them.
The funniest? The 1000+ chainmail I get like every month. I find them hilarious, especially the "if you don't forward this within five minutes, a girl with no eyes will eat you alive tonight!"
@FallenReign@xanga - lmao. but they send it to girls so they consider it for their husband or boyfriend. except that you're 15 haha
I marked them as 'junk' and then 'empty' them out in my junk mail folder.
Right now - I get a lot of "job offering" jobs kind of junk mail. Pfft.
It's the same thing with women and boobs. =/ I don't see why this is such a breakthrough. Women are conscious about their boobs and men of their penis.
Yeah. I'm a dude, but I've gotten spam from both the penis and the boobs. After a couple e-mails; I've consider the boob pills. They'll be a real eye-catcher and when I'm alone, I'll have something else to play with.
I'm thankful to gmail for not making me read all this junk! best email everrr!
delete
Viagra cuz gosh darn it you know how I need it being a 23 yr old girl and all. I just can't seem to get mine up... oh wait...
Best one I ever got?
HOCKEY MOMS RIDE THE STICK haha
HAHAHAHA man that was hilarious. i ought to read some of the spam i get.
lol ! that sounds pretty funny.I do check my junk mail often and was shocked at the junk mail I get and Im a girl so I shouldnt be getting those kind.I frequently get male enhancement advertizements one of them being this Header-L.A.R.G.E.R M.ANHOOD and goes -G.A.I.N 2-3 I.N.C.H.E.S G.U.Y.S the other one is addressed Attn.guyz and reads GO.ahead.And.Add.Three.1inches.you.your.manhood
I'm not even a guy Im a GIRL ! lol !
the third one is Hue G rection - get it bigger by a couple of inches
The fourth one -size matters -M.A.K.E- I.T- B.I.G.G.E.R -G.U.Y.Z.Z
the fifth one is -enlarge it- and reads S.I.Z.E - D.O.E.S - M.A.T.T.E.R - G.U.Y.Z
male-enhancement - safely-and-effectively-Add-TWO- or -Three -Inchez -to- your- manh00d.
Male-enlargement -ultimate in male enlargement GA1N three Enches.
They should somehow prevent those kind of emails from being sent it should only be sent to guys.It should somehow be tracked that the email belongs to a girl so that it doesnt get sent to girls instead of guys.Its something that should be in concern cuz what if some of other ppl out there dont know about junk filters or dont have them and they have younger kids and minors we wouldnt want them reading this stuff.Its ONLY for adults!
i've had so much of those, i decided to just change my email altogether. so now i dont really get spam like that :)