Sunday, 15 March 2009
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He Called Me A Wildebeest In Bed
Miss Elephant It's amazing the power really good sex can hold over someone. I'm a grown ass woman, but a man who's skilled in the sack can turn me into a worthless pile of irrationality. My second boyfriend D was only the second person I had slept with, and he was good. He was more than good; we had a certain sexual chemistry that was undeniable. We were great together—but only in bed. Aside from that, he was pretty much a useless human being. Hah.
For some bizarre reason, he strongly preferred a completely shaved pubic area. He didn't like hair, and he expressed this to me on numerous occasions. I always thought it was really weird - I like having some hair down there, because I'm a grown woman and I think it's a sexy reminder of this fact. I do like to keep it trimmed and nice-looking, but generally speaking, I don't enjoy going bare.
One morning D and I were laying in bed together, and at this particular time I hadn't shaved for a few days, and he looked at me and said, "You look like a wildebeest." I said, "Are you serious right now?" and got up and left after deciding that I was way too good to deal with his little girl issues. You can't make this stuff up, y'all. It's almost too ridiculous to be funny. Almost. Ladies, just remember: if a guy ever asks you to shave your hair off so you look like a little girl, that probably means he's a little boy, regardless of how old he is.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in bed?
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- From: misselephant
- About Me: I'm pretty bad at relationships, but I try really hard. I love writing, blogging, reading, eating, exercising, and sexing. That list is not all inclusive. My Ideal SO is someone who challenges me. That's just about the only requirement, aside from the basics: being sweet, caring, loving, supportive, funny, all that stuff. Being adventurous in bed doesn't hurt either.
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Comments (72)
A WILDEBEEST? For serious?
That makes me think of the Lion King.
What!? Lol omg.. that's terrible. I'm so sorry you ended up with a guy like that.. Men who are men are so much better than men who are little-immature-pansy-boys. :)
get over it.shave or not shave he;s still gonna fuck you
Lol! I think you'd have to be covered in thick hair all over to be even barely comparable to a wild beast. I don't think guys necessarily want the woman to be "bald" down there as people put it so they look like a little kid. For instance, guys who give oral. They aren't going to want a forest down there to get in their way.
i always thought that all women shaved, but then i realized that most don't. like you said--i keep it neat and trimmed, but i don't bother to shave it all off. i mean, it's natural, and it's too much work to be honest. if my boyfriend can't get over it, that's too damn bad.
i'm sorry he referred to you as an animal though. that's awful.
Wild beast you mean?
@XAngelExpress31X@xanga - No, a wildebeest is a real animal. See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildebeest
@charmed_by_u327@xanga - agreed.
of course, do you wanna do a guy who calls you a wildebeest? glad you aren't with him anymore :D
such an asshole
so stupid
@Lizbeth8207@xanga - haha, me too. I really like the lion king too :)
so...umn, did he shave his area? scince he likes shaved uglies?
@charmed_by_u327@xanga - That a truth that is sadly both positive and negative. Wow. Anyway, if he doesn't like hair, he is better off with someone else, if the blogger likes it.
Heck, if even I can work my way around the pelo...
Plus, isn't a relationship that is only better in the sack all too common?
........Wow, just Wow, what a moron.
wat a kid...
he can stop being so judgmental
Wow, what a douche.
I can understand like, "I prefer the bare look."
But the obsession with it and the wildebeest comment is taking it too far.
lolololol.
a wildebeest?! that's so random...
If we were meant to be hairless, we would have been made that way. Same goes for guys.
I'm the same way as you! Agreed about the little boy comment >_>
You definitely didn't deserve that...
ok. call me a bitch, but i don't think his comments were out of control. i think it is absolutely digusting when somebody(guy or girl) is not cleanly shaven.
personally, i feel dirty if i don't shave everyday, and not just down there, like everything, legs arms whatever. ....so i find it so unattractive and unbareable when a guy doesn't do the same.
I think you can ask for what you want from your partner in bed, including but not limited to shaving. But the way he did that was not cool. But then again if your relationship, aside from what went on in the bedroom, stunk...then it's not surprising he called you that rather than talking to you calmly about it.
What a jerkwad.
thts terrible..ask him to shave off his own bush then and see how much it hurts him..i bet he wont do it!
That's terrible. He's such a jerk!!! >:(