Thursday, 12 March 2009
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I Was Staring At Your Shirt, I Promise!
I'm all for t-shirts with print on them. Today I wore my favorite shirt that has the phrase "let's hug it out" on front. I wear it all the time. People who watch Entourage usually make some kind of comment on how great the show is or how they love Ari too. People who don't watch the show probably just think I'm gay (I'm not.)
My second favorite shirt is green and has a big four-leaf clover on front, along with the words "I'm a drinker, not a fighter". To this, people insightfully point out, "you're not Irish." (really?) Others in my closet include My mom thinks I'm cool and Cali where I lay my Mac down, just to name a few. With that said, I hate when girls wear shirts with print unless it's an I♥NY shirt, or athletic apparel with team colors indicative of what the text says. University name shirts are okay too. Point being, the female anatomy make shirts protrude in such a way that at most angles it is impossible to read correctly. Today, a rather buxom girl wore a shirt that looked something like this:MARRY RICHFrom my angle, I made out "RICH your straight." I was immediately annoyed by the lack of apostrophe and the missing E, as I get mortally peeved by the interchanging of your/you're and even worse: there/their/they're. But I digress...later, when I realized there was more to the shirt than I had initially realized, my curiousity took hold of me and I began to stare. But the lighting gave me a hard time deciphering the gold glittery letters, and so there was an awkward moment when our eyes met after it appeared as though I had been checking out her breasts for quite some time. I thought about breaking the awkward moment by singing "I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke broke..." but I don't think she would have been amused, and quite possibly would have broken my face instead.
get your
priorities straight!I propose that girls should wear only solid tees or polos.
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bahahahaha
I only own one shirt with writing on it, and I usually wear a sweater over it.
To avoid these types of situations!
Lmao. I do honestly feel sorry for guys when they're genuinely looking at the words on the shirt. Whenever I wear words on my shirt, and I notice someone looking at the words, I pull the shirt out so they can either A) See them clearly or B) Avoid the awkwardness of thinking that I think they're looking at something else.
Don't get me wrong, some guys aren't paying attention to the words, but some actually are.
I thought this was about the disenchantment of reading their shirt, which in a moment of awkwardness counts to them as looking at your chests the same way as looking at their booty, which has an amount of glitter or messages onit. I will not stop expressing my annoyance with that.
I never ran into an incident where a girl thought I was staring at her boobs when I was reading her shirt. Then again, I never really ran into a girl wearing a printed shirt.
But I'm like you. I love printed shirts and own several myself like:
"I noticed that you're gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself."
"Keep the Earth clean. It's not Uranus."
"I'm part of the bomb squad. If you see me running, try to keep up!"
"My parents told me I could be anything I want. So I decided to be a ninja."
Brings a smile to peoples' faces. :)
@pillowpixies@xanga - Haha, I'm the same way.
hahaha! Funny. I always feel awkward trying to read a girls shirt too.
Hey, it's the chance a girl takes if she wears a graphic tee.
I don't often wear words across my chest because of that. I had to laugh one time, though, when I caught a really good guy friend checking me out. He hadn't recognized me because he got distracted by the tight shirt I was wearing with "Dog the Bounty Hunter" written across the boobs. The tight pants with a low slung belt probably didn't help, either. I was feeling spunky that day.
propz! this made me laugh :)
Hahaha how amusing. I used to be obsessed with graphic t's. Some of my more racy ones say things like "My eyes are up here." and "Your boyfriend bought me this shirt." or other things like "OH MY GOD"
I've stopped wearing them completely though. I guess it was just a phase. Now I have 50+ t-shirts sitting in my closet, so you don't have to worry about misreading MY chest.
Hehe, this post made me think of this:
http://abstrusegoose.com/44
I was immediately annoyed by the lack of apostrophe and the missing E
umm, yeahh..there is no missing apostrophe E.
its YOUR priorities..like his hers theirs yours.
not you're. 'get you are (you're) priorities straight makes no sense.
LOL, good job, man.
Hahahahah! I just heard that song recently...somewhere in a movie, I think?
I usually don't like printed tee's for girls, but for different reasons. Mainly because most of them say things that make girls seem like 1. gold-diggers, 2. angels (they're totally not), 3. ruffians (they might be, but who wants the world to know?), 4. very promiscuous people, etc...
Oh right. And the glitter always gets all over my hands - which eventually get on my face - or other clothes. =[
On the brighter side, at least most of us on Xanga would have laughed if you broke out in song =].
LMAO, great story!
@please__stop__x@xanga- he knows that. that's a major point of his post. he thought it was grammatically incorrect by only seeing "RICH your straight" and, realizing there was more to the message, tried to read it in its entirety. that's where he spent a little too much time focusing his eyes on a particular place. lol
Same thing goes for words on the back of their exercise pants.
That's a nice shirt you got there
You should probably just tell girls to stop getting pissed if you're starting at their chest. If they're going to wear shirts with phrases, then obviously they want people to read it. Just tell them what you're doing. I'm definitely not going to stop wearing something just because you don't like awkward situations.
@Kaysera@xanga - haha. And it so does not help when they're moving.
"Damn it, woman. Stop moving!" LOL
There should be shirts that tell people you're a shirt reading freak. :P
I'd wear it...omg...it can be a whole new fad in clothing, like girls who don't have real estate wearing shirts that say "My face is up here".
Haha spot on!!
Haha.