Sunday, 22 February 2009
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Scandalish: Five Knuckle Shuffle
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When you don't have anyone to help you, how do you get yourself off? What techniques and inspiration do you use?
dear god...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mouse in one hand.
click. click(extra click to get passed to "over 18 junk").
profit.
Heh heh. This will probably just be awkward for those who don't log out...
I am too lazy to log out. This blog is kind of inappropriate, seeing as how anyone of any age can read this. So I am just going to say that on the rare occasion that my man isn't around...I am perfectly capable of taking care of it.
erm...i have tried to get myself off but failed so if i dont have anyone to do it for me i just dont do it, lol.
Lol!! B/c my Xanga is anonymous anyway, I have no prob sharing...lol!! I'm perfectly capable of getting myself off... Fingers, vibrator... I prefer having someone else take care of such things for me, but when I'm home alone and feeling like I need some relief, I'll just take care of it myself. I really don't see the big deal...
Well, since you asked...electric toothbrushes are always a good time. I talk to myself a lot too, as if I were someone else (that is probably pretty weird but oh well). And this usually all takes place on my bed, in the shower, or up against a wall.
not ashamed to admit it. when ur married to the millitary and alone so much because of it, you get creative. natural is the best way to go. just my hand and me,
I like to use the shower head :P
With phone sex, I've learned to get myself off. I use my hands and instead of fingering, I like to rub. I think about crazy fantasies and that does a pretty good job.
Haven't figured it out at the ripe old age of twenty and I'm not really wanting to. I've made two halfhearted attempts. I just can't get into it without someone else there.
i bought a vibrating massager for this purpose from brookstone, but i haven't been able to actually have an orgasm, yet. i'll get really close to what seems like one, and then it just sort of fades off, and i end up getting bored and i quit trying. i'll watch porn sometimes with it, not even as much to watch, but to listen. hearing porn makes me so much more into it.
Easy. I use my trusty vibrator and sometimes sexy pictures. I used to just rub myself but the vibrator is more efficient.
When I feel like getting off and I'm at home, usually i just go in my
bed, throw a blanket down and use my hands to surround my penis like
i'm inside a girl...and just go to town, it feels suprisingly realistic
and gets the job done. Plus it's a blanket, so no mess :D
I have numerous ways... My favorites:
- Talk to guys online aka Cyber
- Use my back massager and "massage" the nether regions
- Porn.
Simple.
go find a lover!
Shower head... Just wow.
LMAO!
@anony - OMG my ex used electric toothbrushes!!! And since nobody here knows my face from a hole in the wall, I'm not nervous that random blogging folk know that I am simply good with my fingers and have known what to do with my own clitoris since I was a little kid. Human nature, people.
Lmao XD .
haahahhahahaa.
Mostly amateur porn. Not a fan of the "polished" stuff. If I'm too lazy to leave my bedroom I just pull from the spank bank. (past experiences)
i actually stopped this past summer. the intimacy and pleasure from only getting oral from my girlfriend is infinitely greater than when i spanked it myself. also, we do it almost every day (except for last week, we went for almost a week cause she was sick!) so there's not really any temptation to do it at all.
@Me - @thinkin_up_dreams@xanga - I used to use the shower head, but now I live in a place that doesn't have one that I can use to pleasure myself... Lol!!
Well considering I just masturbated before logging on to my computer, I have no problem sharing. I'm in a good mood.
It's easiest and least painful for me to just put something soft between me and my hand (my fingers get too harsh at times), like a bit of covers for the bed. Very comfortable rubbing ensues, followed by orgasm.
Otherwise it's all with the fingers when I'm not lazy, focusing mainly on the clitoris.