Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from
F*** My Life's "Love" section this week:
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FMLToday, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FMLToday, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FMLToday, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
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Comments (28)
I love that site. ;D
fmylife ftw
Haha. These are GREAT.
I only discovered Fmylife last week, but needless to say I love it! It's the perfect site to visit when you're having the worst day ever. lol
Khan, take care
and have a good trip ^^
Ouch, those are bad.
I will make sure to visit that site whenever i am having those kinds of days.
Awww, they missed the BEST ONE of the week!
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together.
She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved
out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Woooow.
ROFLOL
@MusingsOfAnAlmostSocio@xanga - LOL WOW.
that site is da bomb.
Xo
@MusingsOfAnAlmostSocio@xanga - LOL. That one is gooood! LOLOL.
I now have this site constantly open and I read every new FML that comes out. Definitely hilarious.
Lmfao, I love fmylife. It's so hilarious.
I could say FML a few times a day. Perhaps I will join it.
LOLOLOL
I love them
makes me happy that people are worse off than me haha j/k
Ahahaha
the best site for procrastination, hands down.
LOL. I was just on that site yesterday.
Oh man, the two last ones are horrible.
This site never fails to surprise me!
Lmao, I love that site.
During a link exchange with my crush, he sent this to me.
i love fmylife.com. it always makes my day =)
im addicted to that site