On Saturday night I ventured out, in the rain, to celebrate my friend JC's birthday. We started at an adorable little sushi bar that I had never been to, followed by birthday cake at JC's. After the cake, we went down to one of the local beach resorts known for its nightlife.
1:00 a.m. found about ten of us outside on the patio in all of our cocktail hour finery. JC had passed out the Cubans his father sent for his birthday, and the air was wet and smoky. A light rain was falling, so we were all crowded around one of the gorgeous round wooden tables under two huge patio umbrellas. I had a cigar in one hand and a drink in the other. Life was good.
There weren't enough chairs, so I was perched, rather precariously, on the arm of my friend Princeton's chair.
Princeton is a fairly close friend of mine. We used to work together, and he has dated more than one of my friends. He's pretty typical: athletic, well-educated, atrractive and able to converse intelligently about Kant when seriously intoxicated. He was a KappaSig (and all that implies) at his Ivy League university. I adore him because he never fails to make me laugh. I hadn't seen him in a few weeks, so we caught each other up on our respective lives. There also may have been some singing and a dance or two involved.
Anyway, my friends started to slowly go back inside of the bar. After a while, I reached across Princeton to grab my purse off of the table so that I could also make my way back inside. When I leaned across him, I happened to glance down. As I glanced, I noticed that
his "little man" was out of his pants. Just out there, for all of the world to see.
Needless to say, I was surprised. Maybe it was a wardrobe malfunction or something, but really? REALLY? I mean, I'm not an innocent girl, and he was pretty drunk, but on what planet is that an appropriate thing to do? How long had he been sitting like that? Why was I the only one who noticed?
I also wiped out in the marble foyer of the hotel and contracted food poisoning from the sushi, so this definitely was not my weekend!
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Comments (38)
Haha, I already commented on the original. You can't "have it out" and not know it! It's just not possible O.o
Ahh!! Oh my lord. You're serious?! That is insane, and I can't blame you for being freaked out. Was he trying to show off or something? Ick, that is very inappopriate, even if you're drunk. Sounds like he was too schwasted to know the difference!
haha awww dear, that is terrible but terribly funny as well.
glad it didn't happen to me.
hope it didn't scar you for life.
Soooo funny!
That, sadly enough, sounds like something one of my guy friends would do. He's a little.. uh.. sketchy? when he gets smashed. I bet the fact that it was his birthday had something to do with it--you know, birthday boy prerogative...
I'm sorry you had to see that! XD You should embarrass him with it sometime. Just for payback. I mean. Giggles.
thats disgusting
Eeeeee, I had no idea people did that. I'm hoping it was an accident. I'm really hoping. *thinking happy thoughts*
WOOOOW
Sorry to hear it happen to you. And sorry that I find it even the least bit funny.
FML
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha trust me if yer drunk enuf itz very possibl to havit out & not kno it yikes
I know this isn't really a dating problem. But damn. lmfao.
What on earth.....
I hope he was wasted, otherwise I'm not quite sure what is going on in his head
"He's pretty typical: athletic, well-educated, atrractive and able to converse intelligently about Kant when seriously intoxicated." -- pretty sure that's not typical... then again, neither is your spelling of "attractive." penis-exposing drunk college kids, however...
:D
Bet ya he was trying to show off. Lol Lame
Wow, that's gross. What a turn off.
Any takers? I think he wanted to get laid.
You should have dumped a drink on his lap and watched him shrivel up. Boom to the ego.
Oh my...what a weekend. I'm sorry you had to see that. It might be an amusing story a few years down the line though, don't you think?
@naive_cube@xanga - that would have been hilarious if that could have been done!
Hey, he was trashed, it happens.
Saw a kid who had taken off his pants and when he was told to put them back on, he buttoned them at the ankles and said, "Ok, they're on!" And then he tried to walk. Hilarity ensued.
On the same note: There's a reason I won't drink tequila.
know your limits :D
That must be pretty traumatic – to see an attractive man's stuff. So you're saying that the ploy didn't change your mind about not going home with him.
It's definitely not your fault, but you sitting so close to his drunk philosophical ass might have triggered a despicable response. Repeat: I'm not blaming you, but if you want to speculate from whence such actions arise, there it is.
if he was very drunk i would think that he would be pathetic enough to forget to zip it back up...maybe...not a guy :P
Wow.