Miss Double ShotI like guys, I promise. A lot. But my best friend and I decided that I'm what we've coined a "celesbian" - it's pretty self-explanatory. So here's my list of top ten ladies (in no particular order) and why I'd go for them in a split second.
1.
Jennifer Garner - She's the kind of girl who could help you move into your dorm, karate-chop your ass into next Tuesday and impress your parents when you brought her home to meet them.
2.
Scarlett Johansson - If you don't think she's stunning, you might want to check your pulse. She has this mysterious look that assures you she's already two steps ahead of you and whatever you were thinking.
3.
Gwen Stefani, Mommy Edition - After she slowed down a little and stopped the pink-hair-and-braces thing (oh, I remember it), Gwen is finally acting her age - and it suits her well. And I'd love to see No Doubt back on tour again (this summer, right?) but she's proven that she can make it on her own, even if her solo efforts were more about bananas and Harajuku girls than worthwhile topics.
4.
Vanessa Hudgens - Girlfriend makes dressing down look effortless. If I dressed the way she did, I would look like a hobo. She looks like...a foxy hobo.
5.
Britney Spears circa 2001. I mean, honestly. You could bounce a quarter off that.
6.
Tina Fey - She's quick witted, probably smarter than you are and you get the feeling that she'd rather be on the couch hanging out in her PJs than going to fancy Hollywood events.
7.
Penelope Cruz - Maybe I'm just basing this on her performances in recent movies, but she plays crazy women so well that I can't help but think she's probably a little bit nuts. She makes me want to learn Spanish.
8.
Joan Didion circa 1965 - because you know she'd be watching your every move, memorizing it and drafting it into an essay about you in her head.
9.
Julianne Moore - She picks interesting projects - I loved her in I'm Not There, Boogie Nights and Children of Men and can even forgive her for the dreck that was Trust The Man...and oh yeah, she's 48 and looks about 28. Incredible.
10.
Michelle Obama - (okay, maybe just as a friend). She seems so...normal and grounded, and I get the impression that she wouldn't ever try to bullshit you. You know the second you messed with her, though, that you would probably have a rough time regaining trust . . . or the feeling in your appendages.
So my general consensus is that I like my ladies the same way I like my guys - unassumingly and unconventionally confident, brilliant, funny and laid-back. And if we're being honest here, they should be cute, too.
Which celebrities or other people of the same gender are you attracted to?
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Megan Fox.
Actually, I'm more jealous of her looks.
If I were a guy..I'd be all on Kelly Clarkson.
none. they all seem fake.
Being a guy, Ryan Reynolds and Johnny Depp in a pirate outfit makes me all tingly and fuzzy. I would totally go gay for them if I had a chance with them. Hahahaha.
I say Mariska Hargitay, haha. :)
Well, to add to your list, I definitely think I have to get Angelina Jolie up there (the woman is just hot no matter how you look at it) and Jessica Alba . . . oh, and I'm definitely with tubbz87 on this one . . . Megan Fox . . . she's just fuckin' sexy as hell! Haha!
I think I have a man crush on Rafael Nadal haha
Megan Fox, she has gorgeous eyes.
Kate Beckinsale, she was hot in Underworld.Olivia Wilde...I find myself just staring at her whenever she's in a scene on "House".
If I were a guy, i'd totally have Maggie Gylenhal (sp) on my list. She is so cute and seems so geniune.
Megan Fox and Kate Beckingsale. For sure.
Eva Green. Â Mmmmm...
I've always been a Jude Law kinda guy myself.
Charlize Thereon and/or Kate Beckinsale.
robynrenee1@xanga - I agree.
DancerDarlin@xanga - ANGELINAAAA <33 [yes i talk about her like i actually know her. lmao.]
triplesev@xanga - Olivia Wilde is actually really nice too, saw her at an Obama event. [and she's gorgeous in person.]
OMG i love this post. i'm a complete celesbian as well. check out my blog...you'll know what i mean.
and in no particular order:
1. adriana lima
2. marisa miller
3. megan fox
4. laetitia casta
5. isabeli fontana
6. ana beatriz barros
7. kristin stewart
8. bar rafaeli
9. karolina kurkova
10. kate moss
i know, i know...the majority of my lady lovers are models. but i swear i'm not superficial! some of the models i support because they in turn support charities and various organizations. and my list is mostly models because i love, love the fashion world, so can i help it if i call in like with a pretty face?
point is, i love my girls because they offer more than just beauty. i could go on and on, but this is just a comment, not a blog.
:)
Oh. gosh. my whole post was bold, sorry.
My list of girl-crushes would have to include:
Tina Fey-- So smart and funny.
Kate Winslet-- Ridiculously talented and poised.
Karen O from The Yeah Yeah Yeahs-- So powerful onstage
Beyonce-- Though sometimes I'm not sure if she's even human.
Kristin Chenoweth-- So adorable and multi-talented.
I'm actually strangely fascinated by post-crazy Britney.
I don't have a girl-crush on Michelle Obama, but I definitely want to BE her.
Bea Arthur
I actually laughed so hard after I wrote that.
Megan Fox. I'd go lesbian for her.
Same goes for Jessica Alba.
I love a lot of Asian celebrities as well. Dayum... I'm a total Celesbian <3
ahhhhhh I know exactly how this is! I think that list is EXCEPTIONAL. Also Lisa Edelstein... she is the most BEAUTIFUL "older" woman. EVER.
Just so you know, celesbian is an actual word already, used to mean a celebrity who is a lesbian. It's pretty common in the lesbian circle.
(If you've never heard of some of these people, it's because they are not as well known in the US)
Simone Simons (lead singer of Epica)
Floor Jansen (lead singer of After Forever)
Scarlett Johansen
Jessica Alba
Kim Kardashian - She's bangable.
you love them b/c they're paid to look good, act cool & have the ideal lifestyle. that's why you only "like" michelle obama as a friend. if she paraded around every broadcasted conference with a lot of makeup, hired a personal trainer, & then one day just wore sweats, you'd still be in love with her cuz you remember all the other times she looked hot. most of us don't have the time or money to look good & wear Dior everywhere we go.