So we were eating breakfast. I don't even really remember what we were talking about, but I made the comment, "you have such a big f**king ego." And he's at the other end of the table, eating cereal. He looks up, and with the most nonchalant tone ever, says, "I think I have a right to have a big ego as long as you're the one who ends up walking funny for two hours after having sex."
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And that was it. He went right back to eating his cereal.
Thing is, he's not even lying. I was STUNNED - I had to use my hand to cover my mouth so he wouldn't see that my mouth had completely DROPPED. I was SO turned on, my god.
Needless to say, I had no comeback to that (seriously, what the fuck could i say?). Then I just kind of got up all quietly and went to my room upstairs, lay facedown on my pillow and screamed in sexual frustration. Also, needless to say, that was the last big ego comment I ever made.
What's the hottest thing your GF/BF has ever said to you?
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that IS hot.
i can't think of anything great. typical "i wanna fuck you"
That was hawt.
That is all.
:P
That.
Was amazing.
Hehehe. That is pretty hot.
This is too scandalous to post verbatim, to be quite honest, but it was something along the lines of what your boyfriend said, including the term "stallion".
Lol That is hilariousss. =]]]]]
It was more hilarious to me than hot. But yeah, it was hot.. kind of.
LMAO, MY JAW DROPPED TOO. That's awesome.
That's HILARIOUS. You're right, that is very hot indeed. I certainly would want a boyfriend with a wit like that. The fact that he just went right back to his cereal after that is killing me, lol.
usually, when i say something to turn him on on accident then he says some thing like "lets not say that ok? that kinda turns me on" i go ahead and continue on, because the fact he tries to resist is... well.. its hot.
whoa. LOL my jaw also dropped. That really is quite hot.
LOLOLOL
I think that was the most amusing thing I've ever read on Xanga. Kudos.
Probably the hottest thing I ever had a woman say to me was (breathlessly) "Oh, the things you can do with your tongue".
It really turned me on to see her that turned on.
HAHAHAHAAHHAA damn, props to your boyfriend.
I'm not seeing it....maybe it's because I'm a dude.
The hottest thing "said" to me was in form of body language. The "fuck me" eyes. Not just the oh-I-want-you-inside-me look, but the if-you-don't-fuck-me-right-now-I-will-rape-you look.
*jaw dropped*
LOL lucky you
should've thrown that cereal off the table, jumped on and went to work on him, hahaha.
"I'm not physically turned on, but God I want to make sweet sweet love to you right now."
heehee<3 :) cuute
"Scissor me Xerxes."
I love how he acted AFTER he said that.
I laughed out loud! My jaw would be on the floor after that.
That's a pretty smart reply not gonna lie. I would just laugh so bad at him of how cocky he is.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sweet sauce