Wednesday, 04 February 2009
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Lonely? Hardly. Famous Singles in History
Once again, St. Valentine's Day is drawing near. And once again, Cupid can kiss my cute caboose.In honor of Single's Awareness Day this year, instead of my usual bitter rant, I thought I would take this moment to celebrate not famous couples, but some famous singles...singles who are undoubtedly loved much more on their own than in combination with others.
FAMOUS SINGLES IN HISTORY
1) Peanut Butter and Jelly? Meet GRILLED CHEESE.
Grilled cheese - so plain, yet soooooooooo delicious. Why taint it with anything fancy? You pick a cheese, and the cheese stands alone. Hi ho the dairy, oh yes.
2) Batman and Robin? Meet FREAKAZOID.
We all know how well Foamy the Freakadog and Hand Man worked out...
3) Two peas in a pod? Meet THE PEA UNDER THE MATTRESSES.
Any commoner can feel two peas, but only true royalty is sensitive to a lone pea. Heck, two might have broken the poor princess' back!
4) Frankenstein and Bride? Meet IGOR.
Pronounced "Eye-gore." Anyone who told you otherwise was wrong then, weren't they?
5) Cat and Fiddle, Cow and Moon, and Dish and Spoon? Meet THE LITTLE DOG WHO LAUGHED TO SEE SUCH FUN.
Fiddle was Cat's rebound after Dog dumped her to mess around with Knife and Fork. Cow is just an idiot
6) Bert and Ernie? Meet ELMO.
His solo, squeaky voice went on to star in his own half-hour segment at the end of every show. Booya.
7) Santa and Mrs. Claus? Meet EASTER BUNNY.
Whereas you two still need elves to do your dirty work, the Easter Bunny personally and lovingly places each egg in a special hiding spot for the kiddies. Just watch out for those chocolate ones.
8) Cookies and milk?
Well... um... I hate to be the one to break it to you, Cookies, but... Milk's been cheating on you with Donuts. Sorry, man.
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Comments (211)
This is awesome (:
LOL. Nice =)
Oh yea I-gor
aww the rabbit is sooo adorable! can't wait for singles awareness day... i'm gonna be selfish for once and splurge on myself =D
Lol Thanks for the amusing read!
And my own personal one:
Spaghetti and meatballs? Meet Ramen.
I honestly love being single on Valentine's day. =) I also love love songs more when I'm single; it has something to do with wondering what man in the future will be able to make me feel that way, what man will take my breath away when he kisses me. It's just exciting to dream about the future, to not know what's in store for you.
I don't need a man to be happy at all. Flirting and playing around can be even more exciting and fun, as I've learned in my college freshman year. ;) I can be content and feel safe in a stable, healthy relationship later once I'm ready to give up the excitement.
Haha! GOOD STUFF, good stuff!
Hahaha:D Love it.
LMAO!
I read this outloud to my roommate (with the edition of my sparkling narration and plethora of voices) and she was cracking up.
Well done. :)
Hahaha.
someone's horribly lonely.
This is a really cute post. The picture of the grilled cheese sandwiches are enticing me to go make some right now. Haven't had those in a while lol.
That bunny picture just melted my heart!! awwwwww!!!
Why are you so against Valentine's Day?
Awwwww, this was adorable! =)
Haha.
I love grilled cheese.
And that bunny is SO CUTE.
um im not gonna lie. this makes me want a grilled cheese sandwich.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!1 YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
OMG!~ I loved this~ Especially the one about the grilled cheese~ I want to go make one now!~ lol
@moolgishin@xanga - Ramen?! Classic!~ So true!~ :)
this is the cutest and thank you! i was beginning to feel bummed from everyone getting all valentines-y, but this definitely cheered me up!
LOL. The elmo one really made me crack up.
Great post.
Yay for all the single people out there!
This was so awesome! Now I want grilled cheese!!!!
Awesome.
Great uplifting post!
That's cute.