Sunday, 25 January 2009
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Scandalish: Coupons Just Got Hotter
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My husband is currently deployed, but we're trying to celebrate Valentine's Day like we would if we were together, minus the sex, obviously.He wanted me to make him something at Christmas, but I failed to do so. I've decided that now I'm going to try to make him a sex "coupon" book for Valentine's Day that he'll (obviously) be able to use when he returns from deployment.
If you were making the perfect sex coupon book, what would you include?
Guys: If you were receiving the perfect sex coupon book, what would you want? This means ANYTHING...
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bubble baths.
jello wrestling.oil massages.sexy strip tease!
role playing sex (scenario of his choice)try a new sex position (of his choice again, but make sure you are down with it)
No strings attached BJ.
An opportunity to tie you up and have his way with you.
Sex in a new place (kitchen counter, back porch, etc).
Good luck! <3
Sex in a semi-public place (ie dressing room, balcony, etc)
BJ while driving on your next trip that involves a highway
A night where he gets off and doesn't have to return the favor
Back massage that turns into a better massage...
First, they need an expiration date. Second, they need to be more erotic than straight sex. Third, be careful you don’t promise something you don’t want or feel comfortable doing.
Present this coupon for one total body massage.
Present this coupon when you want a hot oil massage.
Present this coupon for one total body massage using body butter.
Present this coupon for one hot sizzling kiss.
Present this coupon when you want me to kiss you all over.
Present this coupon for a tongue bath and then have a sensual shower to follow afterwards.
Present this coupon for one erotic night in a bubble bath/shower.
Present this coupon when you want to be covered in whip cream and have it licked off. A sensual shower to follow afterwards.
Present this coupon for when you want to feel my mouth wrapped around your penis.
Present this coupon for when you want to feel my mouth wrapped around your penis. You supply the ice, pop rocks, motion lotion, or whatever it is you want me to lick, nibble, and suck off of you.
Present this coupon when you want to try new positions.
Present this coupon for when you want me to dance for you, bumping and grinding and exposing my body as I slowly strip my clothes off.
Present this coupon and I will have to pleasure myself in front of you.
Present this coupon and I will have to pleasure myself in front of you. You supply the sex-toys you want me to use..
Present this coupon for one night of adventurous sex…out doors, in public, on the kitchen table, in the back seat of the car, drive-in movies, role playing…
Present this coupon for one get out of the dog house pass. Present this when you want to skip the fighting and get right to the making up.
Present this coupon for one night where I will allow you to tie me up and do as you please.
Present this coupon for one night where you would like me to tie you up and tease you for hours.
Present this coupon when we are going to a party or an event you really don’t want to go to. To make it interesting for you, I will wear no panties and I will cover the tip of your penis with lipstick and when I need to apply more, you will have to come with me to the bathroom so I can…or a dark closet…on the second floor, around the wall where no one can see. I AM JUST APPLYING. I’ll finish what we started when we get home.
Present this coupon for a shopping trip to an Adult Toy Store where you can make a wish list of items you would like to incorporate into our sex life. (Another way of letting his inner Sex-god out and sharing his fantasy world with you. Of course you can make one where if he presents a coupon you have to share one of yours. Tit for Tat so to speak. I personally hate double standards!)
Present this coupon for _________________. Let him fill in the blank.
Present this coupon before you go to work, and when you come home from work I will greet you at the door… you can put in costume of your choice. With my hair down and wearing nothing but a smile with drinks in my hand. Bet he won’t be late!
On presentation of this coupon: I will be your willing sex slave for one night of your choosing. (Rules of engagement are you are not allowed to…you put in what you are not comfortable allowing. Golden showers, whips and chains, hot candle wax what ever it is, anal sex… I advice you include VOID if presented on an evening where there are other plans in place for the evening. Or Not to be used to get out of going to a function you don’t want to attend. Not valid if used in conjunction with. Coupons can not be mixed or matched… or they can be…or maybe doubled with and include those on the coupon.)
You can make a coupon with things you are willing to do and in the directions advice circle what you are in the mood for tonight/ what do you want to do tonight and I will comply. You can make one for each act you are willing to do. This will also help you learn what it is your husband really is into, if you have communication issues! You may not even realize you have communication silence in the bedroom. Some people are afraid to let their freak fly in bed…
You can make several the same, or triple every thing and put them together or in sets. You can include that photo copies are allowed or are not allowed.
To record the sex.
a sex marathon. yea BABY! lol
when we are going to a party or an event you really don’t want to go to. To make it interesting for you, I will wear no panties and I will cover the tip of your penis with lipstick and when I need to apply more, you will have to come with me to the bathroom so I can…or a dark closet…on the second floor, around the wall where no one can see. I AM JUST APPLYING. I’ll finish what we started when we get home.
This one is fantastic, naughty and nice at the same time.
I would include:
Give you a facial and watch you lick it my lips and my fingers.
A BJ Clinton: under the table while he's on the phone for some serious matter, in the office if he so chooses.
A night where you meet up at a bar, pretending to have never seen each other before, and where he can pick you up for a cheap one-night hookup.
@WisteriaRain@xanga - Shew, someone's a "coupon" pro! I freakin' love it all, woooo =D
@omegaxx@xanga - I like
Thank youuu!!
@jessidaflirt@xanga - He actually wants the first one, I just forgot about it, so thanks!
@kaybaby666@xanga - He'd die for the top one; strip tease..now I just gota get confidence enough to do it, ahh
My husband is deployed too and I'm putting together something for him kinda like this for Valentine's day. He'll be home about a month after the actual day so, I'm not doing anything big.
I didn't read the other comments so...forgive me if they've already been mentioned:
-Strip tease/lap dance
-A rule where you have to give him a blow job anytime he asks for it for a day
I just got back from church...lol, my mind isn't exactly sex-geared right now!
Good luck!! And I hope he gets to come home soon!
@XxFireXboltxX@xanga - Haha, don't you love coming home from church to this? I won't see him until July, but this way he has plenty of time to prepare
You're so lucky! I hope you have a great time!!!
haha, I did this for christmas :)
basically everything and anythingeveryone pretty much said it alreadyhave fun!@WisteriaRain@xanga - Dayum...I'ma have to do this (copies and pastes into a word document for another time)...major props Wisteria...
BJ while playing computer games :p
@ILLiterate_Poeta@xanga - Thank you! I quite like sex, too bad I live in NY and the husband lives in Florida, huh? LOL Oh well, life goes on. Someone aught to be having fun with their husband.
I liked the role playing in the bar one, where he can pick you up as a one night stand.
I believe in keeping it spicy in the bedroom and not using sex as a weapon. I'd be afraid my man would go looking else where. Communication is key and leading by example helps a lot too!
Happy Valentines day. Thank all you serving in the military who can not be together on Sweet Heart's Day and their mates. It is greatly appreciated that you serve. God bless.
Most guys would give their right arm for a good b.j.
Just give him a book of those.
WisteriaRain pretty much got all of my ideas in one post.
@WisteriaRain@xanga - Holy shit. I don't think I have anything to add.
Maybe if my SO is lucky he might get one of these for his birthday!!
PS--It's always funny how you get the best "together" ideas when you're apart from your guy, huh? :P
@WisteriaRain
shiit! lol. i have nothing to add!! you are amazing!!
major props!! :D
thanks for the wonderful ideas!!
How I wish the girls I dated would do something like this...haha. I need to meet girls like those who reply to this post.
@tony_asian_tiger@xanga - Oh yeahhh, only girls that replied, not like the one who had the idea
@NOTdaGRLnextDR@xanga - Actually more of the girl who had the idea, the ones replied doesn't mean they will actually do it. But the one that had the idea and ask about it is all for it...haha. So, I should be looking for a girl like the author of the post, or should I say like you.
@tony_asian_tiger@xanga - Haha, I was wondering if you caught on
@NOTdaGRLnextDR@xanga - I almost didn't, but then I saw your s/n and I was like why does it look familiar. So, I scrolled up, and there it is.