Monday, 12 January 2009
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What Would A Guy Do If He Were A Girl?
This is a guest blog submitted by raineyracecar.I've been going through a lot of females' blogs where they've been mentioning what they'd do if they were guys thanks to Beyoncé's "If I Were A Boy". It's given us females the opportunity to bring out the male part of us and possibly show how silly a boy can be sometimes. So far from what I've seen, what almost every female is eager to do is...
pee standing up.
This is quite a challenge for us and definitely would be quite messy if attempted. I've got to admit, it would be an awesome experience just being able to pee freely like that, making little shapes in the toilet water or maybe even writing your name in the snow.Anyway, for the guys, my question is, what would you do if you were a girl?
Also, girls, have you ever had the desire to pee standing up?
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I wanna pee standing up so bad. I've been stuck squatting in a bush one too many times. It's irritating. You don't wanna use a nasty leaf, so you have to drip dry. Sorry, too much info. Anyway, that is the one thing I think us girls wish we could do. Think of the possibilities. We could piss on anything. What an insult that is! I've already peed on a statue of a baby Jesus. (I know I'm going to hell) Let me tell you it was not easy.
I'm gross. XD
I tried it when I was about 7 years old. It did not work out so well.
yeah ive always wanted to pee standing up. i think when i was younger ive attempted it multiple times, im sure all of them has failed miserably.
when i was younger i was in gymnastics and we made up this thing called Plam. Pee like a man. Yeah. we would all face the toilets and squat over it, it was very very funny.
Its funny how all of us want to do the same thing.
Does the "hover" technique count?
If females are seriously interested in urinating freely:
http://www.shewee.com/index.html
Xo
if a guy woke up and was a girl, he'd probably, ummm, to be honest, do some self-pleasuring (ahem koff koff).
I've never had that desire, nor would I want to.
If I were a girl I'd probably tell everything to my friends and maybe I'd understand the appeal of "Sleepless in Seattle."
P.S. Standing up is a great benefit when you're out camping
Going on a slight tangent. If all the men in the world were born women and all the women in the world were born men and all of us lived the same way (socially--except reversed) since....forever.
Would we still fall for the same people and make the same mistakes and act the same way we do now?
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@xpialadocious@xanga - ha. ha. ha. .... excuse me. God, I hope I'm hot. -__-
@theRyeCatcher@xanga - lol. That's what I was thinking.
It "works" but is it really standing up anymore? haha.
I know some girls who told me that could pee standing up.
I already made this comment somewhere but what I would do is masturbate until my fingers cramped. This would be followed by going to the club with no money and get hammered off of all the free drinks I would get. Then I would go home alone or with another girl and have some more fun time.
Hmmmm...if a guy had to experience being a girl...I imagine the first time he/she...whatever, experienced a period that they would be scarred for life.
@XxFireXboltxX@xanga - aren't we all?
I was in a punk band back when I was 19...we wrote a song about girls peeing standing up.
I just wish I could remember all the lyrics
I never wanted to pee standing up. I'm fine with sitting.
@naguyin@xanga -Yes, just because you're in another sex body, it doesn't mean that your hormones are going to stay the same. And that is one of the biggest difference between male and female. If all the girls were born as boys, it wouldn't matter because they would not know how it was like to be a chick and vise versa.
Nah, I've never felt a voracious desire to pee standing up.
If I woke up as a guy one day, I'd masturbate and/or have sex. Because, frankly, that's the main thing I'd want to experience as the opposite gender.
If I had to guess, a guy who woke up female would probably do the same.
I'd find another girland spend the next 86,400 seconds in heaven...
Guys would probably be playing with their newfound tits all day.
If I suddenly turned into a guy, I would masturbate. Then I would go have sex. Then I would masturbate again.
In terms of relationships, I would treat relationships EXACTLY THE SAME as I do now.
never, ever have i had the desire to pee standing up.
If a guy (not me of course, he he he) woke up as a girl, ima have to thing that he'd...wait she'd, lol, give herself a massive orgasm, cuz lets face it, everyone knows that girl's orgasms are waaaaay more intense and I...sry, guys would love to feel that too.
I would be like "oh", and go about living life like i always do, and appreciate the chance to try life as a girl
Lol! No thanks, I never have the desire to pee standing up, and I never will lol.
My friend and I were talking about what it'd be like being a boy. And she was like "It'd be so weird being a boy. It'd be like 'Oh, did I drop my keys? Wait . . . That's my penor'." LOL. xD
And the other day, these two guys in my Math class was asking this girl that sat in front of me if she'd ever be a boy. And she shakes her no. But the guys keep on asking her if she'd want a penis. It was both annoying and funny. >_>;
i think these are relevant:
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=389
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=270
i wish i could have a pen15 for a day. just to see what it feels like to just hang there... and of course to pee standing up. i would probably drink a case of water that day just so i could pee a hundred times & have the experience forever. :)