This is a guest blog submitted by frequentlyDAZZLING.
Girl likes boy. Boy claims to like girl back.
Boy kisses girl. Boy tells girl various romantic lies.
Boy starts dating other girl.
Girl and girl's friend put dicks in boy's locker.
Yes, that's right.
We shoved his locker full of dicks. Not actual dicks, obviously. We stayed after school today and drew pictures of all different kinds of dicks - ones in dresses, oness dressed like common stereotypes: nerds, jocks, preps, skaters, etc., small ones, big ones, super ones, hairy ones, dicks at a party, animals with exaggerated dicks, deformed ones, it was very Superbad-esque - and shoved them in his locker.
And I'm not talking just a few of them. Or even one or two packs of paper. We literally shoved it full, to the point that we couldn't even fit any more in there. And these are the half-sized lockers that high schoolers have nowadays. Full.
I'm very proud of us. It took a long time; we were there until six thirty and my hand was cramping, but it was worth it. I'm imagining him opening his locker in the morning and having thousands of dicks pour out into his face and all over the floor. Imagining him having to pick them all up and throw them all away, making him late to class. Imagining his face when he realized who did it. Just thinking about this makes me smile from ear to ear.
Revenge is sweet.
So, I want to know. Have you ever gotten revenge for being hurt? What was your greatest revenge prank? I was justified in my revenge, don't you think?
Comments (175)
It's tactful, I like it. I've never gotten revenge other than smiling a bit at others misfortune later.
That is seriously amazing! Way to go!!
I would love to get revenge on a guy for being an ass, but sadly, I am too nice. One day though.....one day... *day dreams about ultimate revenge*Pathetic, much?
He's just not that into you.
This made me smirk. I love this! I wish we had lockers here, because if we did I'd probably do the same, really (:
This made me laugh, but really - that was just immature.
Lmao. Seriously though, I was looking at the picture for a while before reading the post thinking "What the hell does pen one five have to do with dating?"
Haha that's a great revenge prank...
Lols??
@veilofroses@xanga - I can't help but agree completely with this comment.
He might now spreads rumors that you let him and his friends gang bang you!
Its always nice to "hurt" someone who hurt you; but I find it best to leave it alone and let karma and bad luck take over. They do a better job than me.
Xo
Haha, while this is funny...
honestly the best revenge is to just be happy. He'll realize one day that he missed out... and that way you would have been the bigger person.
Well, you spend so much time doing this... I think you still care about him... that's why you want a revenge...
However, I would rather spend that time moving on...
@beachblondie711@xanga - agree... he would regret losing a nice gal
I never got my revenge. I was hurt very badly and I hated myself for getting hurt and I am so happy for you. You were able to exact your revenge, you were able to be happy after you ended it. Had I the chance to get my revenge, I would have been able to move on without feeling so much pain. You were definitely justified in getting your revenge so keep on smiling and whenever you feel a tiny bit remorseful, just remember that he is a DICK!!!
This made me smile.
haha. at least you vented somehow. i usually tell them i have aids afterwards and peace out.
rotfl you're my hero. Boys suck, now and forever. *applause* I wish I could do something amazingly vengeful to a particular XY-chromosomed fool (:
"Girl likes boy. Boy claims to like girl back.
Boy kisses girl. Boy tells girl various romantic lies.
Boy starts dating other girl."
I'm positive it's not as black and white as that, but sigh, we deserve it, we asshole men with dicks! We're just dicks, right?
I personally feel that revenge is a completely inappropriate response in about 99% of everyday occurrences.  I don't think simply getting your heart broken is included in that 1%.
Congratulations, you sacrificed your own dignity and good karma in order to have the chance at making him feel a little embarrassed... but you didn't even stick around to watch it happen? Â What if he just shrugged it off? Â Would that make you angrier and want to do something worse?
What you did was juvenile but pretty typical of high schoolers.  I agree with @beachblondie711@xanga in that being happy and moving on is probably the best, most mature response.
thats a wicked way of getting revenge :)
thanks for subbing to me btw!
That was a pretty hilarious prank. Good job!
the two of you are very immature.
no, he shouldn't have lied, and I have been in the same position, but honestly, how is putting a bunch of penises in his locker getting revenge? BFD, when he opens his locker all those pics will fall out.
So, you really found THAT much time to full up a locker full of penises for him. Way. To. Go.
He's the bigger person, because he's gonna tell all of his guy friends about how much of a psycho you are. And then they'll tell their friends and they will all avoid you.
In conclusion YOU>FAIL.
@veilofroses@xanga - Haha. Right :)
Like high school relationships always work out ...
It's funny. It's not a harmful revenge, and he has got to appreciate your humor! Now he'll be sorry he left you.