@twistednailsoffaith01@xanga - That happened to one of my buddies off my last ship...

He said that all he could say in the most stiff mouth he could, "Get me a towel..."

HAHAHAHA...

There is one incident I can think of off the top of my head.

My ex and I went bike riding on this boardwalk that went near the beach after we had just spent some time in the sun. We came to the end of the boardwalk (after only 5 minutes of riding) and decided to have sex. As I was fucking her, what looked like a married couple started walking towards us. I stopped thrusting...

"That's it?" the woman said.

My girlfriend thought she was saying "that's it" because I stopped fucking her, as in "the show is over?"

So she's laughing, and I say "Yea. Short little nature walk, I know", implying the sudden end to the boardwalk.

I don't think they noticed. We were still wearing our bathing suits, I never completely undressed her, just moved it to the side.

They walked away and I continued fucking her until I came. She never stopped laughing.

Um well I am pretty loud as it is during sex. But during the finale, I get REALLY loud. So we were going at it one afternoon when his mom came home as I was finishing and being my extremely loud self. Of course we never heard her walk in until after we both finished and heard some rustling around in the kitchen. We kind of both stared at each other and I hopped in the shower while he put on some clothes and went to check on her. He told me when he came back that his mom just smiled and asked, "'What are y'all doing??" She knew. She totally knew. And it was really hard to look her in the eye when I finally saw her face-to-face later that day.

My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time about six months ago. It was the first time for both of us. When he pulled out, we noticed a very large amount of blood on the bed and all over his nether regions. Apparently, not only did he pop my cherry, he started my period. Ugh.. at least we were at a hotel! 

@caro - lol its okay, i had that same experinces! :X

No need to log out =P

Some of these stories are hilarious.

Heh, so one time my boyfriend and I were going at it in the spooning position. And we go for awhile, so sometimes he needs a few moments to slow down to keep from cumming. So we're doing it, and he stops completely and mutters he's on the edge and needs a second. Right in that moment, his sister called him. He was expecting a call from her, so he muttered something about needing to answer it, and then said "Just don't move." I was a little annoyed, but his sister and I are actually friends as well (and out of all his siblings and parents, shes the only one who respects us enough to KNOCK before walking into my boyfriend's room) He started talking to her very briefly, trying to get her off the phone but was having a hard time. I turned to look at him and grinned. His eyes got really wide and he mouthed the word "no." Most girls know what I mean when I say Kegal (I believe that's how it's spelled) exercises. For guys - it's that magical squeezing thing that some of us girls do for you. Well, while he was still on the phone, I squeezed. Once. Twice. Three times the charm. He came. While on the phone with his sister. And he couldn't muffle his moan. His sister had the sudden realization of what happened and I heard her say "Oh my god, I'm sorry, you didn't have to answer." He just groaned and hung up the phone.

He was sligtly irritated and embarrassed, but I just found it hilarious, and he learned a lesson - to not answer the phone while we're gettin' busy. Harr.

I have another story that a guy friend of mine told.

Him and his ex used to get it on a lot, and I guess when she gave him head he always wanted her to swallow. It wasn't her favorite thing to do but she did it anyway. She always had a routine - finish the deed, get up, go to the bathroom and brush her teeth. She would then join in him back in bed, or wherever they were. (Which leads me to believe she was never swallowing in the first place, but whatever.) He eventually confronted her about it, said he wanted to SEE her swallow it. The next time she gave him head, he brought it up, and she muttered something about "next time." He went with it and she did her normal thing. She came back from the bathroom she moved into bed and kissed him. When she kissed him, she actually spit his own load INTO HIS MOUTH (disgusting...I have no issue with swallowing, but it has to be FRESH...lol)

She said 'It's gross, isn't it? Don't ever ask me to swallow again'

And he didn't. But to this day he's still mortified that it even happened, haha.

Ok so my boy and I hadn't seen each other in like a week since I had been out of town...so we're alone in his house and everything is amazing,I was riding him and we both climaxed like never before and after I just sat up to catch my breath with him still inside me...and then I sneezed. out of nowhere. I'll never ever forget the look on his face,I'm not sure if it is realised how much we women tense in there when we sneeze.I felt horrible but it was so funny I couldn't stop laughing. He kinda went a little comatose and wouldn't let me touch him for about 5 minutes, but to this day he jokes about it and winces a little if i sneeze.