Well the first time I have sex with a new girlfriend, I always get kinda nervous and try to perform really well. as in, last a long time. And I try that whole "COLD TURKEY ON A COLD DAY" bit to keep me from blowing my load too soon. It work really well the first time I had sex with my current girlfriend. But then I was going for a while (about 3 hours) and I got really tired and I couldn't keep my boner up anymore. I was embarrassed.

Public changing rooms are exciting places. But the one time we were in there, a guy knocked on the door and asked if anyone was inside. We looked at each other and stayed silent for about 3 seconds until I told her to answer. The guy replied and said, "You know, this is the boys changing room. Are you trying on swimsuits?" "Yeah, I figure that this was the only changing room." "Oh, don't worry about it." *walks away*

Hahahaha.

I was giving him a bj and he was in the middle of orgasmic climax when our son came bursting in to the room. His dad was making ''oh, oh, oh'' sounds but he could not stop anymore XD  My concerned son came right to his face and  said

lol sorry i have ntg to tell coz neva done it b4..haha..but  i totally learn a lot..

Only two embarrassing stories come to mind, the second definitely being the more embarrassing of the two.

My ex and I were having sex in his room (the door was closed because his parents were home), and he finished.  That day, he didn't get up right away, just kind of stayed there and kissed me for a moment or two before laying his head down on my shoulder.  He wasn't really moving, and he was getting heavy, so I was poking him and trying to squirm out from underneath him.  Finally, it sounded like someone was coming up to his room (and having been walked in on his mom once before, even if it was just during an awkward looking tickle fight), I hissed at him to get up and sort of shoved him.  His head came up as his mom yelled, "Dinner!", and he said "Oh shit, I must have fallen asleep."

Needless to say, I wasn't happy about being stuck under him for 10 minutes while he caught some zzz's.

My current boyfriend and I, while not sex fiends or anything, enjoy having sex.  We really only have sex either at his house or in my dorm room (since neither of us are slick enough to have sex at my house anymore - damn my parents and their remodelling kicks!), and before I went to college, sex at his house was the only option.  That is of course until one day that will forever stick in my mind.

One of my boyfriend's close friends used to live in an apartment with his dad, one of his brothers, and enough crap to fill up an entire Public Storage building.  You had three options for sitting - on the leather couch, on a pile of shit, or on one of the broken beds in his friend's bedroom.  So, there were a bunch of us in the living room (with the couch and piles of shit) when someone mentioned something about going to pick another person up.  My boyfriend and I deferred not to go since he would have to go home first and clean up anyway (he had stayed at his friend's apartment the night before) before going out.  Everyone filed out except him and I, and I told him to get his stuff together.  He, of course, responded with kissing me and telling me that no one would be back for a while.  I, of course, responded by pushing him down on the couch, and well...sex ensued.

Just as we were getting into it, we heard scuffling outside and then the door opened.  My boyfriend threw me off him, hissing "Get your clothes on," while he bolted over the the bedroom and tried his best attempt at casually coming into the room.  I was paralyzed with shock and only managed to get my pants thrown over (not actually on) my legs as his friend's father walked into the room.  I think my face turned 12 different shades of red as the father looked back and forth between me clutching my pants to my lap, my probably mortified expression, and my boyfriend trying to look casual.  He said, "I'll give you five minutes," and walked into his bedroom.  I have never bolted from a room so fast (after putting on my pants) as I had that day.  My boyfriend stayed around to apologize, and his friend's father was surprisingly cool about it, saying that "These things happen.  When I was 17, I was sticking it to a girl like this (gestures in a sexual nature) and her dad walked in!  That was bad.  Next time I'll knock before I just come in."  Naturally, my boyfriend was practically in tears from laughter.  As for me, not so much.

At least now I think it's funny, hence the lack of signing out to post this.

@FallenReign@xanga - Lol, it was such a mortifying experience that it had to be funny eventually.  It took me a couple days before I started laughing about it, but since then it's been on my top 5 "Ahahahaha look at the stupid, funny things I get myself into" story list.  It's a good thing his friend's dad is super open and casual about sex, otherwise I (and possibly him) never would have been allowed back xD.

My boyfriend and I were in my room and I was going down on him. I was really getting into it and he was enjoying it as well, but all of a sudden, he let's out a humongous sneeze all over me. A pelvic thrust ensued as well. I didn't know what to do! Should i keep going or stop? I was trying so hard not to laugh but 10 seconds later I pop up, laugh a little, quickly say "I'm sorry I can't keep going!" and go to the bathroom to clean up.

Yeah it was one of those "wow, that's gunna be so funny a couple of weeks from now" moments.

My first time is a nice example of sex gone wrong...

Also, I once got a bit, ah, carried away while enjoying some alone time with a girl inside a bathroom. Imagining that porn scenes are perfectly possible, I picked her up and sat her on top of the sink, which gave way a few minutes later. Well, at least I made good on my promise to get her wet...

Not yet.

ok, well i love giving blow jobs. so my boyfriend at the time went to pick me up for our usual "lunch break" from work and i wanted to so badly so we went to a parking lot and i went for it.

word of advice: never eat a bowl of cereal, rushed, 10 minutes before giving a blow job. especially if you're trying to deep throat.

i was so embarassed of what i had done, i didn't even want to lift my head. my boyfriend was like "we have to go whats wrong, why won't you come back up?"

i just kept saying "i'm so embarassed, im so embarassed".

i laugh about it now and think twice about eating before a blow job.

heeheee. no need to log out :P

we were doing it & i was being reaaaly really loud. we didn't hear his mommy but she was back from work and then she yelled "I'm hoooome."

ehh, she came in his room 5 seconds later and looked at me smiling, &she asked "Where you guys fighting?"

D: ahh! she knew what happenedddd.
she's just eeeevil ><; &i felt like disappearing >>;

@caro - hahahahahahahahaahah "this may be the time"