The worst pick-up line ever has to be, "So, what's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard?" It's like they're not even trying. They know that their pick-up line is so bad that they refuse to even give one. Gentlemen, have some courage.
The worst pick-up line in a short action sequence has to come from the guy who tried to pick me up straight out of his minivan. I was walking to Panera Bread trying to get some lunch before work when I heard a car honking. I happen to live on Staten Island, so the goose that was in front of the car was no surprise to me. I figured the driver was honking to make sure the goose moved out of the way. No.
Next thing I know, Papa Bear is rolling down his window and telling me how good I look.
I kindly thank him and continue to Panera. An awful dialogue ensues:
Him: So where are you going?
Me: To eat.
Him: Nice!
Me: Are you lost? The highway is that way.
Him: Yeah, I'm actually trying to get to (thinks for a really long time) Nelson Avenue.
Now, I happen to have an awful sense of direction, so I finally tell him that I know where that is, but I have no idea how to get there.
Him: Keep talking; I like the sound of your voice.
Me: (I walk faster).
Him: You must be freezing. Do you need a ride?
Me: It's literally right there. Enjoy your trip!
I ran into Panera Bread faster than I ran any of my cross country meets. I seriously thought the winner was going to follow me in, remaining in the vehicle and all.
Ladies, what's the worst pick-up line or pick-up line sequence you had to bear? Gentlemen, what's the worst pick-up line sequence you put someone through?
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Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven
A guy told me I was cute and that I looked like I was elementary school. WTF? And I had some kid ask me "how old you is?" while I was at the library once.
In general, I love pick up lines. They're hilarious. If a guy ever spit out a cheesy line at me, I would probably laugh my ass off them love him forever for having the guts to approach me like that.
I usually get stares at my boobs. That's about it. If I got a cheesy pick up line I'd laugh my ass off...
LOL that's funny. For me, any cheesy pick up line is an ice breaker. Since I don't take these things very seriously, I just laugh at the attempt, assuming that they were trying to break the ice to strike up a convo. I give them credit for trying. But the worst pick up line would probably be, "Pst pst... ey!" WTF? or "heyyyyyyyyyyy baby girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl... lemme hit it". Really... did they actually think that would work?
Creepy!
Hubby and I used to laugh at his friend's old stand-by:
"Hey baby! Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll discuss whatever pops up."
That's another creepy one.
The same thing has happened to me before! Haha Except I was walking to my friend's house one day when the guy was hitting on me and asking me if I needed a ride. Haha Some guys are just dense I think.
MAN..i've heard so many i just LAUGH lol
dude..this one time - my sister told me..a guy was jacking off and he asked her to come over for directions and she TOOK OFF.
"Modeling agency or Temptation Island?"
To "What's the worst..." I hope you answered, "That one!"
I'd like to see a post on pick-up-line comebacks.
I was trying on shoes in a shore at the mall and this guy kept on passing the aisle I was standing in. He finally came up to me, told me I had beautiful legs and if he could have my number. I said "no" and walked away.
I haven't had any cheesetastic lines delivered in my direction, but I overheard a guy joking to one of his girlfriends once:
Guy: Are you a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna take a Pikachu! (Peek at you, get it?) LAME, but hilarious! XD
i want a guy to pick me up with a pick up line that make me laugh my ass off ... asking for number is not a pick up line!!!
OK, I hate to say it but after dating a porn addict It seems to me like it was the "bang-bus" trying to pick you up. Haha. Sorry, I just had to say that.
Haha that's super creepy.
I play WoW a lot, and consequently most of the people I know do too. One of my friends, who's sexually interested without a crush, and I were playing together the other day, and I asked him where I should go to (since I was bored and didn't want to quest in any of the areas I had quests in).
He responded with: "My room. Have a mage port you there."
I think I laughed for about a good 5 minutes, until I was on the verge of tears. It was beyond cheesy, and probably one of his worst attempts to get me to sleep with him yet.
Even worse, I could see myself going into trade chat and typing "LF mage port to Reliance's room. Will tip."
I will never use a pickup when trying to chat up a lady.
I know a physicist who tried to use various nerdy, physics-related pickup lines on women. He and his scientist friends made a bet that one of them would succeed at a bar they went to, but none of them picked up any women.
One of the lines they used was, "Hey baby, I'm a physicist. I study bodies in motion."
It probably would've worked on me, but that's because I'm a nerd, myself. I would've found it absolutely hilarious.
Okay... so here's my story. I stand at a school bus stop with one of my closer friends almost every morning and afternoon. It's our home school but not where we attend. Anyway, the students there aren't usually all that bright - especially the few that would approach you. This boy came up (they travel in packs, and once the group gets about ten feet away one breaks off) and he starts moving his lips in a very weird way. Like smacking and running his tongue over his teeth. It was horrible. He says to me, "Say, can I talk to your lady here?" (I guess I look like a ledbian? lmfo) I look at my friend and she looks at me, horrified, and I say, "Sorry, as her secretary I can't let you through the big magic bubble that surrounds her. You can speak through me, if you want." He disregards me (go him) and says to her, "So, uh... lemme get yo' digits." I start giggling. Really loudly. I'm partially trying to run him off, and partially really laughing at him. She doesn't respond, but just smiles at me. He continues, "I bet they're all nines, cause it's the highest single digit." (I don't really know about that part... but that's what he said.) She mouths, "help me!" to me, so I slink in really close to her, and place my hand on her face. I do my man voice (lol) and say, "Sorry, man. She's mine." He takes it as a further invitation but he doesn't really say anything else entertaining. I've had pick-up lines, but usually I find them adorable. This was just creepy. Haha.
@AnonymousBlonde@xanga - WoW pickup lines FTW. :D
I don't think it's to lame =/
Me: "hey you remind me of fast food"
her" Why's that?"
Me: " Because I want to take you out"
Her "aww"
Me: " and then eat you in my car"
My favorite was "you look just like my ex-wife." Followed by the charming "get me a beer beautiful."
We later found he was still married.
Creep alert!
I think pick-up lines are funny...even the bad ones, so long as they aren't vulgar.
The best, worst one I got was "I got an an accident yesterday. Do you want to come look at my car?" And while I was outside inspecting the damage, he asked me out.
My favorite one was from a guy who worked at CVG airport as an air traffic controller. I was working on my Cessna rating at the time and expressed how nervous I'd be to fly into such a big airport. He said cooly, "I'd hold 747's in holding pattern for you." We never dated, but that was a really great line. :)
@methodElevated@xanga - that's amazing. it would've worked on me too. :) Tell those guys there is still hope! Haha.
@xapatotheworld@revelife - Well, my buddy is leaving for Antarctica in January to study neutrinos. I doubt you can meet a whole lot of women down there. :P
@methodElevated@xanga - aw yeah...geez!
I was leaving a gas station once and a guy was standing outside saying that I was so beautiful and he wanted to touch my hair and that I wasn't one of those stick skinny girls, I had a "nice, round ass." When I laughed awkwardly and got in my car, he came up to the window and asked if I would give him a ride. Do I really need to say the answer was no?