This is a guest blog submitted by CaKaLusa. This is for all you guys out there. When you don't have the galls to tell your ladies what we all face together as men, I will let them know. Right now.
Just because we don't talk to you, doesn't mean we're not "communicating". We probably have a hundred thoughts running through our head.
When we're around the guys, we're bound to act differently. Just like we act differently around our parents. Don't get mad at us because of this.
We have feelings. We're not blocks of muscle that watch sports every Sunday.
We enjoy sex. It's innate. Get over it!
Why do most guys want a boy instead of girl for children? Every time we look at our future daughters, we don't want to say, "Crap, one day she's going to let a man stick his penis in her mouth."
That stash of downloaded porn on the PC? Totally not our fault! If you fulfill our needs, there wouldn't be any in the first place.
Add plus three for every girl he told you he's slept with.
Some of us guys are real attention seekers in a relationship. If we're ignoring you or not talking to you, just talk to us and break the silence.
So you think women are the only ones who get upset you forget important dates? Wrong! If you thought it wasn't as big of a deal for guys to forget their birthdays, meetings, dates, etc, you'll know why when they ignore you for a few days.
Some guys secretly wish they could apply make-up to look better. But that's some realllll sissy ish.
When we hear a "girly" song and pretend to "play dance/sing" along to it, we actually really enjoy the song more than you think. "I kissed a girl, and I liked itttttt!"
When you ask us if we're jealous, nine times out of ten we'll deny. Nine times out of ten, we're probably jealous.
We love bathroom humor, especially farting. It's an easy laugh, and we do it so you can laugh and love us more!
Besides great looks, loyalty is up there with one of the biggest traits to have.
He's fantasized about having a threesome with you and your hottest friend(s)
wow.
I've lost all hope...
I understand that some of these are accurrate but if they all are...I'm done. let me find the closest convent....
Porn on the PC is the woman's fault? I respectfully and strongly disagree.
I don't understand this one:
"Add plus three for every girl he told you he's slept with"
@AnGeLpiNaY1190@xanga - it means if he told you he's slept with two, he really slept with five.
They can't all be true... I highly doubt that.
It doesn't matter if the guy has a million thoughts running through his mind if he doesn't share it. And yes... it does mean you're not "communicating".
Nay on the porn. People watch porn and masturbate despite having a healthy sex life. What a male (and Adam) thing to do to point fingers at the partner for his own actions.
Guys fart so that we can love them even more? How many ladies agree that this method actually works?
Some guys should probably consider having loyalty before they seek it.
Zero e-props.
"We enjoy sex. It's innate. Get over it!"
Some women enjoy sex like that too... meh. But I don't think they're the same ones who want to be in a committed relationship. Dunno if those two things coexist in women as well as they do in men. Hm.
"Why do most guys want a boy instead of girl for children? Every time we look at our future daughters, we don't want to say, "Crap, one day she's going to let a man stick his penis in her mouth.""
Lol. I suppose they do have a point. Although the same could go for having a boy, although it's much less likely to happen. o_o
"That stash of downloaded porn on the PC? Totally not our fault! If you fulfill our needs, there wouldn't be any in the first place."
You shouldn't blame her for your indiscretions.. and god, you should just go rent a porno instead of possibly downloading viruses onto the household computer?
"Add plus three for every girl he told you he's slept with."
LOL. My friend told me this a week ago or so, too... that makes me laugh.
dear offended women: please to be getting over yourselves... now. this is supposed to be humorous, my god.
anyway...
1. not all of us like sports. we just pretend to to seem more manly. 2. we secretly memorize everything you wear. 3. don't tell us to tell you if you look bad. just... stop. we won't. ever. under no circumstances. 4. likewise, we'll never tell you when you're wrong. couches aren't comfortable. 5. not all guys are afraid of commitment. 6. likewise, not all guys want to take advantage of you so please, for the love of god, get over your "i hate men" bitching. 7. there are things we don't want you to do. we'll never tell you. 8. we really do think you're cute when you're tired. 9. but you're never cute when you're mad. never. 10. and honestly, we really do think all girls are uglier than you. it's how our brains work. so quit asking.
/end
Ok, so many issues.
1. "Just because we don't talk to you, doesn't mean we're not "communicating". We probably have a hundred thoughts running through our head." The definition of COMMUNICATING is to speak the thoughts that are running through your head. The thoughts running through your head don't help us unless we're psychic, which most girls aren't (despite our claims to know all). Communication means talking to us.
2. "When we're around the guys, we're bound to act differently. Just like we act differently around our parents. Don't get mad at us because of this." I don't care if you act differently as long as you aren't an asshole. But being around your guy friends is no excuse to be an asshole to girls.
3. "That stash of downloaded porn on the PC? Totally not our fault! If you fulfill our needs, there wouldn't be any in the first place." That is a horrible thing to say. I know tons of guys whose girlfriends fulfill their needs plenty but they still look at porn. Some guys are just horny bastards who like sex and sexual things ALL the freaking time. And if a girl is not fulfilling your needs, TELL HER and help her help you (there's that communication thing again). Don't just go look at porn and then blame her for not satisfying you.
4. "Some of us guys are real attention seekers in a relationship. If we're ignoring you or not talking to you, just talk to us and break the silence." That's really mature... The silent treatment? What are we, five?
@spokenfor@xanga - I'm with you on the convent thing. If most guys are like this (which I don't actually think they are, thank goodness).
@AllMyNamesAreTaken@xanga - Women ought to be enjoying sex whether they want a committed relationship or not. if your SO isn't enjoying sex, you're probably doing something wrong.
Haha, this was really entertaining. I love hearing different points of view.
But I do have to disagree with the porn thing! While I'm sure that's true in some cases, I also know some people who will watch it constantly no matter how great their sex life is. I've also known one person whose boyfriend liked porn so much that HE wasn't fufilling HER needs - he was too busy on the computer and too tired when it came to be bed time. I'd go ahead and call that one his fault.
What I want to know is, why do men act weirded out over a woman wearing make-up?
I think yall have porn bc yall like to watch it, not bc youre not getting enough. Its like entertainment for you guys.
Yall men need to communicate more for sure
Ooook, and you want women to stop their "I hate men" mindsets?Â
"We enjoy sex, it's innate, Get over it!" - And what makes you think women don't? We've had this discussion before of why it seems men and women have to have a different standard for enjoying sex. It's idiotic.... The porn thing? - What a lowdown, CHILDISH, excuse. Do those women you're looking at live with you from day to day? Putting up with your quirks and "bathroom humor" and things that just drive women up the wall? Have they given birth to you're children? No, those aren't the women doing that, cause, you know... they'd probably leave you. And the "plus three for every girl he's told you he's slept with." Oh that speaks well for the honesty and communication in the relationship doesn't it? With the makeup, take mine. I hate feeling of having to use it. Bathroom humor? - Yeh since when do women find this impressive? *gag* I dare you to give this list to every girl you go out with. See how long they stick around. At least she'd know who she's really dealing with right?
@resolc@xanga - Guys fart so that we can love them even more? How many ladies agree that this method actually works?
Well, it means a guy is comfortable with you, even enough to fart infront of you. And so it makes you more comfortable around them and yea makes you love them more!
Or maybe it's just me.
@hopelessromantic - I agree. I meant in the capacity that men are sex-needy, not just that they enjoy it. The "get over it!" to me made it sound more like a horndog thing than a guy who's in love.
Good. Yet another post to make men look like monsters.
Yeesh.
so whens someone going to write a blog about 'things women wish guys knew?' =)
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Just because we don't tell you what's wrong doesn't mean we're trying to make you suffer. Sometimes girls are afraid to tell you what's wrong because we don't want to make you mad or cause a fight. Just because your with your guy friends doesn't mean you have to be pigs or jerks. Show us your feelings, and then we'll believe you.<li>We enjoy sex too. You just have to be sweet about it rather than pushy creeps. Some guys want girls. Not fulfilling your needs? Totally your fault. Tell us what you want, stupid I thought it was multiply by 3?? Why lie? This rule goes both ways, smart ones. Obviously, buy ignoring us doesn't help the matter. Some girls want their guy to notice when they put a little extra work into their appearance. Oh, wait, that's ALL of us! The only reason guys like that song is because it's about girl-on-girl action. Just be honest, and we'll stop doing things that make you jealous. There are more mature ways to make us laugh. Besides great looks, loyalty is up there with one of the biggest traits to have. This goes both ways too.
@Lordv16@xanga - Like why does it bother some men that we wear makeup?
um, honestly a guy will have porn on his pc regardless, its not the woman's fault. not one guy i know is a virgin pornless saint.
umm my boyfriend has told me he'd love having a baby girl bc he could brag about how cute she'd be... if you've seen full metal alchemist and have seen the dad in it that was like that with his wife and daughter... yea, that will be my boyfriend someday. also -he's against porn (also if you need porn to get off that's really sad) ... why? because he views sex as the final most special act of love you can give someone. -add 3 eh? read the above.. we're waiting for marriage -he doesn't get jealous because he doesn't have security problems like the rest of you.
see what you wrote is true for borderline trash/asshole guys. i looked hard enough and found a guy that's up to my standards. any girl can do the same if she applies herself.
and farting in front of your lady? a guy shud not do that regardless of comfortable-ness. its rude to pulloff a 'guy's' fart in my house anyway.
Hey, boyfriend to crazedhobbit here.
Yeah what you describe is what all asshole guys think. I don't see why it's considered the standard for all guys to be like that. I don't know why so many of them have the urge to show off how manly they are by acting this way. Realize that none of this impresses girls, in fact the only girl that will take you by acting this way are ones that would sooner cheat on you than you cheat on them.
You act like what you get guys, the guys you consider to be "sissy" are nine times out of ten more likely to have a girl who genuinely loves them and appreciates them. And if you don't care about that, fine, but if you do, you should think about it.
...but don't have the balls to tell them.
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He's fantasized about having a threesome with you and your hottest friend(s)
wow.
I've lost all hope...
I understand that some of these are accurrate but if they all are...I'm done. let me find the closest convent....
Porn on the PC is the woman's fault? I respectfully and strongly disagree.
I don't understand this one:
"Add plus three for every girl he told you he's slept with"
@AnGeLpiNaY1190@xanga - it means if he told you he's slept with two, he really slept with five.
They can't all be true... I highly doubt that.
It doesn't matter if the guy has a million thoughts running through his mind if he doesn't share it. And yes... it does mean you're not "communicating".
Nay on the porn. People watch porn and masturbate despite having a healthy sex life. What a male (and Adam) thing to do to point fingers at the partner for his own actions.
Guys fart so that we can love them even more? How many ladies agree that this method actually works?
Some guys should probably consider having loyalty before they seek it.
Zero e-props.
"We enjoy sex. It's innate. Get over it!"
Some women enjoy sex like that too... meh. But I don't think they're the same ones who want to be in a committed relationship. Dunno if those two things coexist in women as well as they do in men. Hm.
"Why do most guys want a boy instead of girl for children? Every
time we look at our future daughters, we don't want to say, "Crap, one
day she's going to let a man stick his penis in her mouth.""
Lol. I suppose they do have a point. Although the same could go for having a boy, although it's much less likely to happen. o_o
"That
stash of downloaded porn on the PC? Totally not our fault! If you
fulfill our needs, there wouldn't be any in the first place."
You shouldn't blame her for your indiscretions.. and god, you should just go rent a porno instead of possibly downloading viruses onto the household computer?
"Add plus three for every girl he told you he's slept with."
LOL. My friend told me this a week ago or so, too... that makes me laugh.
dear offended women: please to be getting over yourselves... now. this is supposed to be humorous, my god.
anyway...
1. not all of us like sports. we just pretend to to seem more manly.
2. we secretly memorize everything you wear.
3. don't tell us to tell you if you look bad. just... stop. we won't. ever. under no circumstances.
4. likewise, we'll never tell you when you're wrong. couches aren't comfortable.
5. not all guys are afraid of commitment.
6. likewise, not all guys want to take advantage of you so please, for the love of god, get over your "i hate men" bitching.
7. there are things we don't want you to do. we'll never tell you.
8. we really do think you're cute when you're tired.
9. but you're never cute when you're mad. never.
10. and honestly, we really do think all girls are uglier than you. it's how our brains work. so quit asking.
/end
Ok, so many issues.
1. "Just because we don't talk to you, doesn't mean we're not
"communicating". We probably have a hundred thoughts running through
our head." The definition of COMMUNICATING is to speak the thoughts that are running through your head. The thoughts running through your head don't help us unless we're psychic, which most girls aren't (despite our claims to know all). Communication means talking to us.
2. "When we're around the guys, we're bound to act differently. Just
like we act differently around our parents. Don't get mad at us because
of this." I don't care if you act differently as long as you aren't an asshole. But being around your guy friends is no excuse to be an asshole to girls.
3. "That stash of downloaded porn on the PC? Totally not our fault!
If you fulfill our needs, there wouldn't be any in the first place." That is a horrible thing to say. I know tons of guys whose girlfriends fulfill their needs plenty but they still look at porn. Some guys are just horny bastards who like sex and sexual things ALL the freaking time. And if a girl is not fulfilling your needs, TELL HER and help her help you (there's that communication thing again). Don't just go look at porn and then blame her for not satisfying you.
4. "Some of us guys are real attention seekers in a relationship. If
we're ignoring you or not talking to you, just talk to us and break the
silence." That's really mature... The silent treatment? What are we, five?
@spokenfor@xanga - I'm with you on the convent thing. If most guys are like this (which I don't actually think they are, thank goodness).
@AllMyNamesAreTaken@xanga - Women ought to be enjoying sex whether they want a committed relationship or not. if your SO isn't enjoying sex, you're probably doing something wrong.
Haha, this was really entertaining. I love hearing different points of view.
But I do have to disagree with the porn thing! While I'm sure that's true in some cases, I also know some people who will watch it constantly no matter how great their sex life is. I've also known one person whose boyfriend liked porn so much that HE wasn't fufilling HER needs - he was too busy on the computer and too tired when it came to be bed time. I'd go ahead and call that one his fault.
What I want to know is, why do men act weirded out over a woman wearing make-up?
@EccentricSiren@xanga - weirded out over makeup..?
I knew yall like them girly songs!
I think yall have porn bc yall like to watch it, not bc youre not getting enough. Its like entertainment for you guys.
Yall men need to communicate more for sure
Ooook, and you want women to stop their "I hate men" mindsets?Â
"We enjoy sex, it's innate, Get over it!" - And what makes you think women don't? We've had this discussion before of why it seems men and women have to have a different standard for enjoying sex. It's idiotic....
The porn thing? - What a lowdown, CHILDISH, excuse. Do those women you're looking at live with you from day to day? Putting up with your quirks and "bathroom humor" and things that just drive women up the wall? Have they given birth to you're children? No, those aren't the women doing that, cause, you know... they'd probably leave you.
And the "plus three for every girl he's told you he's slept with." Oh that speaks well for the honesty and communication in the relationship doesn't it?Â
With the makeup, take mine. I hate feeling of having to use it.Â
Bathroom humor? - Yeh since when do women find this impressive? *gag*
I dare you to give this list to every girl you go out with. See how long they stick around. At least she'd know who she's really dealing with right?
@resolc@xanga -
Guys fart so that we can love them even more? How many ladies agree that this method actually works?
Well, it means a guy is comfortable with you, even enough to fart infront of you. And so it makes you more comfortable around them and yea makes you love them more!
Or maybe it's just me.
@hopelessromantic - I agree. I meant in the capacity that men are sex-needy, not just that they enjoy it. The "get over it!" to me made it sound more like a horndog thing than a guy who's in love.
Good. Yet another post to make men look like monsters.
Yeesh.
so whens someone going to write a blog about 'things women wish guys knew?' =)
Answers
Just because we don't tell you what's wrong
doesn't mean we're trying to make you suffer. Sometimes girls are
afraid to tell you what's wrong because we don't want to make you mad
or cause a fight.
Just because your with your guy friends
doesn't mean you have to be pigs or jerks.
Show us your
feelings, and then we'll believe you.<li>We enjoy sex too. You
just have to be sweet about it rather than pushy creeps.
Some
guys want girls.
Not fulfilling your needs? Totally your
fault. Tell us what you want, stupid
I thought it was
multiply by 3?? Why lie?
This rule goes both ways,
smart ones.
Obviously, buy ignoring us doesn't help the
matter.
Some girls want their guy to notice when they put a
little extra work into their appearance. Oh, wait, that's ALL of
us!
The only reason guys like that song is because it's about
girl-on-girl action.
Just be honest, and we'll stop doing
things that make you jealous.
There are more mature ways to make us laugh.
Besides great looks, loyalty is up there with
one of the biggest traits to have. This goes both ways too.
@Lordv16@xanga - Like why does it bother some men that we wear makeup?
um, honestly a guy will have porn on his pc regardless, its not the woman's fault. not one guy i know is a virgin pornless saint.
umm my boyfriend has told me he'd love having a baby girl bc he could brag about how cute she'd be... if you've seen full metal alchemist and have seen the dad in it that was like that with his wife and daughter... yea, that will be my boyfriend someday. also
-he's against porn (also if you need porn to get off that's really sad) ... why? because he views sex as the final most special act of love you can give someone.
-add 3 eh? read the above.. we're waiting for marriage
-he doesn't get jealous because he doesn't have security problems like the rest of you.
see what you wrote is true for borderline trash/asshole guys. i looked hard enough and found a guy that's up to my standards. any girl can do the same if she applies herself.
and farting in front of your lady? a guy shud not do that regardless of comfortable-ness. its rude to pulloff a 'guy's' fart in my house anyway.
Hey, boyfriend to crazedhobbit here.
Yeah what you describe is what all asshole guys think. I don't see why it's considered the standard for all guys to be like that. I don't know why so many of them have the urge to show off how manly they are by acting this way. Realize that none of this impresses girls, in fact the only girl that will take you by acting this way are ones that would sooner cheat on you than you cheat on them.
You act like what you get guys, the guys you consider to be "sissy" are nine times out of ten more likely to have a girl who genuinely loves them and appreciates them. And if you don't care about that, fine, but if you do, you should think about it.