Miss CheetahOne of my homeboys thinks he's slick. A couple days ago, he asked me to
meet up with him so we could catch up on old times. I was intrigued.
Back during my high school days, he was the kind of guy that had the
ultimate swagger - all the girls wanted him and he was known for his
"escapades". But it's been four years and the word is he's changed, so
I was down with getting together.
But then today, he sent me this random
text: "you down for a threesome?"
WTF?!?! I would have been super
pissed if I went to homeboy's house and he sprung that crap on me then.
But the funniest thing about the text was the fact he wanted the
threesome to include two girls and himself. Why is it that guys always
want that girl-on-girl action, but never want to be involved in a two
guy-one girl threesome?
It's not my
fault that some guys are jealous of other guys down there, but who the
hell said I wanted some girl's mouth on my chest? No thanks, I'll pass.
But I know guys. They're always thinking ahead.
So now this loser has
the nerve to ask me if I'd rather take turns instead. Ummm, isn't that
just as bad? In his mind, not at all. He'll still get what he wants. I
can't even believe he went there.
It'd be wrong if I asked him over and I had another guy waiting in my apartment, right? Or would it?
Has a friend or ex ever proposed something like that from out of the blue ? How did you react?
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Yea, friends who confused friendship with romance have asked me that, and I just ignore them lol
Keep on Swingin'
I would probably laugh it off. I mean, really, I can't imagine anyone being dumb enough to take me seriously if I replied with an "OH. FOR SURE. CAN I BRING THE PINK FUZZY HANDCUFFS FOR THREE?"
I find that exemplifying the absurdity of such a request is often enough to make them f*** off. Not to mention that it's pretty humbling when they realize that I'm laughing at their sexually ignorant deviations.
Okay. Not that bad. But you know what I mean, maybe?
i think guys avoid two-guy, one girl threesomes because they're not only conscious of their size down there but also because they are homophobic.
i've never had an ex propose that either.
straight guys would prefer to see two hot naked chicks rather than one hot naked chick and one naked dude. i mean seriously, one penis is ugly enough to look at.
i'm asked to participate in one a couple times a year. it's nothing big, i think most guys fantasize about it. i just clearly state that i'm a "one-on-one" type of person and casual sex (especially with multiple partners at once) isn't my thing.
disgusting.
Urgh. My ex, funnily enough, treated me like crap and left me for another girl. A year or so down the line and he starts telling me how he misses me, really regrets what happened with us, and would have got back together with me but I was with someone else.
He never suggested a threesome, however, there have been occassions where's he's suggested that I go to his house/he comes to mine (with several winks of course), that I should go "dogging" with him, and yes, at some point in the future have sex with him.
It's pathetic.
As all_eyez_on_vi@xanga said, I'm not one for casual sex or anything like that. I have very strong morals when it comes to sex, and for me it's relationship+love+trust=sex.
Not random person/extra person/cheating/drunk/horny/single=sex.
But thanks for posting this so I could comment and get it off my chest, I was about to post a whole new blog about it myself!
haha, you should totally accept, and then have a good guy friend over waiting for him.
I have gotten weird requests in the past, and my silence immediately tells them to fuck off lol
@all2mydawgs@xanga - Ahaha funny. Yeah do that, that would be hilarious.
@cubancutiepie@xanga - agreed with the homophobe comment, but i guess a guy couldn't really say 'yeah im down with two guys and a girl' and come off as super straight either. ha
nope never did..but if someone does that to me id be sure to let them know its not my kind of fun..
wtf?!
I'm nice and he is gross.
I'm guessing he hasnt changed. LOL.
Xo
When people suggest it to me, I'm always like "do I seem like the kind of girl that would do that? I mean, what about me exactly screams threesome? I'd like to know so I can change it!"
This would really piss me off.. He just ASSUMED that you would jump at the chance. I hate guys like this.. and ex's who want to get together JUST for sex.. like he would be doing you a favor, coz that is what YOU wanted.. (had this happen to me way too many times)
Guys don't really prefer the 2 guys and 1 girl because they'd subconsciously see it as if the girl is getting raped if one guy (say he was your SO) was watching. That may be why they'd always prefer girl on girl action.
Guys can dream on. That's something I would not want to get myself involved in.
Your friend sounds very immature and it doesn't seem like he has changed one bit because that is ridiculously....retarded. lol
Wow. Some people are just very special. Your old friend sounds like one of them!
I had a complete stranger asked me if I wanted to have a threesome. I told him I wasn't interested. Some guys, if not most, have this fantasy. If you don't mind having a threesome, then by all means go ahead. However, if you are uncomfortable with it, then suggest role-playing with your partner. You could describe how the other woman would look like and what she will do to either you or him. If that is unnerving for you, then suggest doing something else that is just as tantalizing to the both of you.
Anyone who asks me that question is no friend of mine! My friends know how much I hate to share.
@JessxMaxine@xanga - Haha! That's funny.
I was asked, by my neighbors of all people (granted, they were my friends already), but it still came as a surprise. It did make me feel uncomfortable around them after that, like all they were doing from then on was sizing me up in a sexual way. I found that a bit uncomfortable.
As for how your friend asked you this... it's very distasteful. At least have some class and feel the person (metaphorically) out first before springing such things - especially through a text of all methods! I would have probably suggested he go join up w/some swingers (I could point him in the right direction); it would probably save him some time and frustration asking random folks like that. And then I'd never look back (at him), because it sounds like you were hoping he'd changed and really he's just demonstrated he hasn't much.
There are some incredibly low-class people out there. For the sake of argument, let's assume that this was typical sexual behavior for this individual. Let's further assume that he truly wanted you to share in this activity as a genuine ... bonding experience, perhaps?
IF that was the case (and it sees highly unlikely that it was), then he could have broached the subject in a less direct, and much slower manner -- perhaps first engaging in a discussion with you which would allow you to express your thoughts about such activities. This would allow him to express his interests, and take into account your own.
His blatant lack of consideration for you, tact, and... well, plain ol' common sense is despicable and embarrassing.
To answer your question, yes it would have been wrong to invite him over for an unanticipated threesome. You would then be the one who is exhibiting a lack of empathy, and I firmly believe that two such wrongs do not make a right.
It is unlikely that he would so much as "learn his lesson" by realizing how awkward and unpleasant such an invitation can be anyway. People such as him are generally beyond learning anything socially useful when they are committing such social errors as inviting an old friend for an ménage à trois out of the blue.
Haha, no one has ever asked me that, at least not anyone I took seriously.
But no, I don't think you'd be out of line to invite him over for sex and have a guy waiting. It'd serve him right.
Seriously, I don't get the point of having two girls on the same guy. Frankly, that's not enough cock to go around!
@all_eyez_on_vi@xanga - Penis = ugly?!?!? What world do YOU come from?
I once dated a girl who wanted to know if I would mind having a threesome with her and her ex. To which I responded, "Well, he should buy me flowers, take us both out on a date, and maybe at the end of the night, we'll see where it leads".
You should ask him if he wants it in the bum for YOUR threesome. I mean come on, you can take turns ;)