Friday, 20 June 2008
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Friday Fun Part 2: Cheesy Pickup Lines
Did it hurt?
(Did what hurt?)
When you fell from heaven.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I lost my number . . . can I have yours?
What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
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Someone once actually said to me, "Do you believe in love at first sight... or do I have to walk by you again?"
'How do you say "Can I sleep with you tonight?" in Chinese?'
Him: How are you today?
Me: Fine!
Him: I didn't ask how you looked.
Me: . . . giggle . . .
@Southernlass - you've got to be kidding me!
@Southernlass - haha thats pretty funny
cant say that ive heard that one before :]@datingish - Nope, not a joke. I laughed, shook my head, and walked away. Although I would never have admitted it then, I did find it cute. ><
Here's one I've embarrassingly used. Disclaimer: I was very drunk on my 21st birthday.
I went up to the hot bartender and asked, "Do you come here often?"
He was cute and said, "5 nights a week". LOL
My favorite one is: "Are you wearing space pants? Because that butt is out of this world!"
my one friend always said it and it always made me crack up laughing.
Guy looks at tag on shirt, Looks at girl and says, "Yep, just what I thought. Made in heaven."
Laaaame.
@Appleninjaa - I love that one!
"I can't ever remember my number. Can I write it on your hand and hold it so that everytime someone asks me what it is, all I have to do is raise my arm and look at your hand?"
nice shoes, want to fuck?
or
those pants look good on you. though, theyd look even better on my floor.
"I've seen you in here before... you usually sit over there, right?"
Yikes, and he was genuinely disappointed when I didn't leave with him.
Learned this in biology class this year:
"If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
Haha, luckily I've never heard this actually used but... "Baby, let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves."
It's my birthday and my friends are trying to get me drunk...will you take care of me tonight?
When I was clubbing a couple of weeks ago, some guy cornered me on the couch and put his arm around me, pimp-style, and pulled this little gem:
Guy: So, what do you study?
Me: English literature.
Guy: Well, I'm outta school now 'cuz I've graduated, but I like to study ~body language~
"nice shoes. they'd look better in my pants."
and
"are you from heaven? because i have an erection."
Him: "What's your name?"
Me: "Jo"
Him: "OK, I won't remember that, I'll just put it in my phone... ok, it's telling me I have to put in your number..."
Me: "..."
Guy: "Is that a mirror in your pocket?"
Me:..."what?"
Guy: '"Cause I can see myself in your pants"
If you were a pirate, would you prefer your parrot on this shoulder or *this* shoulder?
(First with a hand the closer shoulder and then with his arm on the further one, failing to take it off after asking.)
"The word of today is legs. I think we should go to my place and spread the word."
I lost my teddy bear - will you sleep with me? :]